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mask, being soft: remember to drink water
legend: no
mask: then become the dirt i walk on.
hyrule: every conversation like this hits me so hard because mask always swings back with a new type of bat and i'm never prepared for it
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stable worker: have you ever ridden a horse?
twilight, riding epona like a skateboard: yeah
stable worker: that's not how you rid-
twilight: *kickflips epona*
stable worker: holy fuckin shit
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wind: what does coffee taste like?
time: unfortunately, not as good as it smells
wind: oh. like shampoo.
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twilight: what's your sexuality?
hyrule: stupid
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four: when i said bring me something back from the beach i meant like a conch shell!
wild, struggling to hold a seagull: fucking say that next time!
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time: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me
four: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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mask: i scare people a lot because i walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. so when they turn around, i'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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wind: but you are an entire universe and i am a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards
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time: there are seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?
four: have everyone stand
hyrule: bring three more chairs!
legend: the most important ones can sit down
mask: kill three
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warriors: nothing in life is free
hyrule: love is free!
wind: adventure is free
four: knowledge is free
mask: everything is free if you take it without paying
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warriors: can someone watch my dog
wind: like... stare at her until she feels fear or pet sit
wild: stare
warriors: stare
wind: dope
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wind: i'm a proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half!)
mask: not for long
wind: please it's all i have
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warriors, holding hyrule: MEDIC!!!! WE NEED A MEDIC!!!!!!
mask: THAT WAS OUR MEDIC
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wild, who got stabbed on the battlefield: me gettin stabbed as usual
hyrule, who also got stabbed: lol what can you do
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wild: should i buy all 99 of this “traveler”s bananas
wild: they’re 99 rupees each, which he says is 9,801 rupees in all
wild: i have 48,216 rupees
mask: no
mask: not worth it
wild: ...ok i’m gonna do it
wild: thank you for the input 👍
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wild: should i buy all 99 of this “traveler”s bananas
wild: they’re 99 rupees each, which he says is 9,801 rupees in all
wild: i have 48,216 rupees
mask: no
mask: not worth it
wild: ...ok i’m gonna do it
wild: thank you for the input 👍
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time: "really?" i say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
legend: "stay." i glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
four: "thank you!" i say exasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
hyrule: "sorry!" i say to the table i bumped into
mask: "SHHH" i say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
wild: "yeah, yeah, i'm coming" i huff at the persistent kitchen timer
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