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O5-4: hey, um. why do you guys look so sad

Every Single Little Mister, Including Isabel [sitting on a bench]: sit down. we’ll tell you

O5-4: um. okay

O5-4 [sitting down]:

Isabel [leaning over]: this bench was freshly painted

O5-4:

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Money: wE’RE GOING TO DIE

Stripes: try to think positively :)

Money: WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Money: QUICKLY

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Lie: Listen. I’m sorry I ate your candy.

Sweetie: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Lie: It’s okay

Lie: Wait. When did y

Sweetie [shoving him off the bench]:

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Lie: imagine having beef with me. i’m just a funny jokester. a silly little guy. you’re gonna have beef with a silly little guy? for shame.

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Shapey: wow, that was one of your better crashes!

Hot: Shapey you KNOW I never crash, I have-

Shapey: ‘very exciting landings,’ thanks for reminding me

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Soap: i just realized that the five stages of grief — denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance — spell out DABDA and i feel this is very important information

Chameleon:

Soap: sometimes you just have to DAB DA grief away

Chameleon: never speak to me ever again

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Stripes: Lie is such an angel. why would ANYONE ever want to hurt him

Sweetie: maybe because they’ve met him??

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Hungry: HOW did you know I was in the kitchen!! Who told you!!!

Laugh: oh i just smelled smoke

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Lie: We’ve all got our weaknesses.

Lie: Me, for instance- I'm tragically funny and good looking

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Sweetie: so here’s the tea

Lie: For the last time it is called a “plan”

Brass: shut up i wanna hear the tea

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Chameleon: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot

Chameleon [throwing a pot at Death]:

Death [grabbing a sledgehammer]: well i hope you’re ready for A BITCH IN A DITCH

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Sweetie [staring intensely at Lie]: just when i thought men couldn’t get any stupider

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Chameleon: bad news, Money just banned overly specific nicknames.

Chameleon: i guess we have Rat Snitch Hot The Good Time Ruiner to blame for that.

Hot:

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Death: WHO wants a tarot reading

Forgetful: i,, i think those are pokemon cards??

Death: you got Squirtle and it means Fuck You :)

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Redd: Sorry I’m late everyone, I was... doing things

Money [entering the room, disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Stripes: hey. uh. did you forget to do the dishes

Lie [drinking from a flower vase]: Why on Earth would you think that

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Fish [choking]:

Forgetful [kneeling over him]: HELP IM TRYING TO DIAL 911 BUT THE 9 BUTTON ISNT WORKING

Lost [also kneeling over him]: don’t worry. just turn the 6 button around and use it as a 9

Forgetful: YOU’RE A GENIUS

Fish [stopping for a second]: Wait What The Actual Fuck

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