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Priya: (hits Castiel) If there’s one thing I will not tolerate, it’s violence!
Castiel: Then why are you hitting me?!
Priya: Right, make that two things: violence and stupid questions! (hits him again)
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Yeleen(dress in some revealing clothing): Do you like my outfit?
Castiel: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it
Yeleen: Ohhh Castiel...
Castiel: I need your chair, get up.
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Priya: *answers her phone* Hello?
Candy: It’s Candy.
Priya: What did she do this time?
Candy: No, it’s me, Candy , it’s actually me.
Priya: What did you do this time?
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Lysander: You know, I feel like I've forgotten something important. I just can't put my finger on it.
[cuts to Candy left behind on the supermarket parking]
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Nathaniel: honey, it's really muggy out today
Candy: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you
Nathaniel: *sips coffee from bowl*
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❝ I tried to talk to Nathaniel and be his friend, but that was like trying to be friends with an evil snail. ❞
- Castiel 
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Rosalya: I can’t believe you and Rayan broke the bed last night.
Alexy: It must have been wild.
Candy: Haha... Yeah...
[Last Night]
Candy: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Rayan: Try me.
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Castiel: Priya...My old arch-enemy.
Nathaniel: I thought I was your arch-enemy?
Castiel: I have a life outside of you Nathaniel.
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Nathaniel: [falls]
Nathaniel: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
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Rayan: There's a day I just don't want to work. Rayan: It's called "Today".
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Nathaniel: Listen , in this universe, it's either yeet or be yeeten.
Castiel: I'm literally begging you to stop.
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Rayan: Success is the best revenge.
Candy: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge.
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Candy: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Castiel: I didn’t, you just walked in and started talking.
Candy: I don’t have time for a history lesson.
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Alexy: Tomorrow is another day.
Hyun: Yeah, but it might be worse.
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Rayan: i lost my dear wife many years ago.
Chloe: Quit telling every one i’m dead!
Rayan: Sometimes i can still hear her voice.
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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Priya: I must survive capitalism
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Candy: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through. 

Rayan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
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