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Hadrian: Anything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting right now.

Otto: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but yourself.

Hadrian: But—

Otto: Wait, I still have twenty-three seconds and I’m not done.

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This definitely sums up what I was thinking. Some kind of trading economic system. I would honestly love to live in that kind of world

Do people in the MCSM universe have jobs? Like I guess a lot of people in Sky City had jobs but that might just be because of all the rules and organization. And there were some vendors at Endercon and Beacontown, but also it seems like most of the characters are just existing and having fun and going on adventures like you would in regular Minecraft, so why would people have jobs?

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Do people in the MCSM universe have jobs? Like I guess a lot of people in Sky City had jobs but that might just be because of all the rules and organization. And there were some vendors at Endercon and Beacontown, but also it seems like most of the characters are just existing and having fun and going on adventures like you would in regular Minecraft, so why would people have jobs?

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm headcanon

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Petra: I'm the toughest, most experienced person here!

Lukas: ...is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Petra, trapped up to her elbow: I paid for my cookies. I'm getting my cookies.

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Ivor: I really need to stop asking people “How stupid can you be?”

Ivor: Because some people are starting to take it as A F***ING CHALLENGE!

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Jesse: What do you guys want to do this weekend?

Lukas: Something different besides sitting in your room watching movies and eating cake.

Jesse: Yeah, we do need a change.

Axel: Oh, you guys, we could switch to cookies!

Jesse, Lukas, and Axel: YEAH!

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Jesse: Look, the only person who can fix this is-

Soren: Please don’t say me.

Jesse: -you.

Soren: Oh, for f***s sake.

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Stampy: Would you betray a friend for personal gain or profit?

Cassie: Profit.

Stampy: …

Cassie: Sorry, I thought it was multiple choice.

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MCSM’s Characters Genderbent Names

Jesse: Already works for girl or boy or both

Olivia: Oliver

Axel: Axelle (hey it’s an actual name)

Lukas: Lucille or just Lucy

Petra: Peter

Gabriel: Gabrielle

Magnus: Maggie (though he would probably hate that name)

Ellegaard: Elliot

Soren: Sonja

Ivor: Iva

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm Olivia #mcsm Axel #mcsm lukas #mcsm Petra #mcsm Gabriel #MCSM Magnus #MCSM Ellegaard #MCSM Soren #mcsm ivor

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Ivor: Where's Jesse, Axel, and Lukas?

Petra: They're playing hide and seek.

Ivor: Where?

Petra: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Okay so we saw how Jack reacted to Ivor, but imagine him reacting to the rest of the Old Order when Ivor (inevitably) reunites the remaining members.

He’d lose his mind.

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Magnus: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I accidentally destroyed your inventing lab?

Ellegaard: YOU WHAT?!

Magnus: F***, it wasn't that.

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Favorite Animals of the New Order:

Jesse: Pigs (obviously) and every other animal is tied for second place.

Olivia: Likes cats and parrots, as long as they stay out of her workspace.

Axel: Do creepers count? Also has an appreciation for llamas.

Lukas: Ocelots and horses for sure.

Petra: Not usually much of an animal person, but would totally have a dog if she wasn’t constantly out on adventures.

Least Favorite Animals:

Jesse: Probably just spiders and guardians. And maybe bats.

Olivia: Bees kinda freak her out.

Axel: Chickens just really annoy him. Squids too.

Lukas: Sheep. Especially in large volumes.

Petra: Cats. And bats. And silverfish.

#minecraft story mode #MCSM #mcsm jesse #mcsm Olivia #mcsm Axel #mcsm lukas #mcsm Petra #mcsm headcanon

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Jesse: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Petra: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f***ing language.

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Jesse: I think that Xara might be upset with you.

Romeo: What makes you say that?

Jesse: She gave me this note...

Romeo: ...

Romeo: "Dear Romeo. I hope this letter finds you before I do."

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Lukas: I mean in the grand scheme of things, who cares?

Lukas: We're all just pointless blocks...

Lukas: floating around...

Olivia: Lukas, you dropped one cookie.

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Random Headcanon

Ivor keeps snacks in his cloaks when he isn’t on adventures. When he is, it’s strictly potions (and that flower from Harper)

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm headcanon