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Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger
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I need help feeding my family
I’m 22, non-binary, and disabled. I am currently 3 months behind on rent, behind on my utilities, and only have enough food left for one more day. There are 3 adults and 3 dogs in my house. We have food stamps, but got our first two months at the same time and don’t get any more until the 18th of June. My partner and I do tattoos and piercings, but business is slow rn and we are really struggling. If you are able to help at all it would be greatly appreciated, and if you are not comfortable sending money but want to help we would really appreciate an instacart or some other grocery delivery, I’m really most worried about having food. If you do want to send money, my cash app is $enbymickie . Whether you are able to help or not, please share!! Thank you 💜 feel free to message me if you have any questions
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Fred Hampton Jr visiting his father on Father’s Day…his grave is annually shot by local police
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roxie: what can i say? i’m a girlboss
billy: roxie, you shot a man
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cunningham: are you gay?
price: no, i’m kevin
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jekyll: hmm, no noticeable behavioral changes-
hyde:
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lucy: are you decent?
jekyll: not morally, but i’m wearing pants if that’s what you meant
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marvin: look, let’s just agree to say sorry on the count of three. one, two, three!
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marvin:
marvin: see, now i’m just disappointed in the both of us.
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wendla: is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
melchior: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate, etc
moritz: smad
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audrey: you’re not some daddy’s boy who tries to dolphin me and then blimps!!
seymour: i understand all of those words separately
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price: with two smart guys like us on this mission, what could go wrong?
cunningham in the background to nabalungi: what kind of animal is the pink panther. please. i have to know
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barista: hi, welcome to starbucks! what can i get you?
audrey II: THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED
seymour: a bagel please
audrey II: NO
seymour: two bagels
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whizzer: i just ended a 10 year marriage :(
mendel: awww, what happened?
whizzer: don’t worry, it wasn’t my marriage
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