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Nursey: [Referring to having helped Dex] What's the problem? Dex: I told you to stay out of it. Nursey: Because we are linemates, and nothing more. Dex: Right. Nursey: Well, I thought long and hard about that, Dex, and after many, many hours I've come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.

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Nursey: Agatha is not in love with me. Dex: Oh, then what's the problem? Nursey: She's asked for a donation. Dex: What, to an environmental group? Nursey: To her uterus. She has asked for my... issue.

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Bitty: We traded private messages, started flirting. He came over for a while last night. We were... you know? Chowder: You can say having sex; we're both adults.

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Dex: Why are those guys bringing a python into the haus? Chowder: It's gone now.

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Dex: You want company? Nursey: No thank you. Dex: How about some ice cream? You know, it's stuff that people eat when they're feeling a little down. Nursey: I have everything I need right here. Dex: Okay. [he gets up and starts to leave] Nursey: Oh - what kind of ice cream? Dex: I'll bring you a couple of choices.

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Dex: That's the sex blanket. Chowder: I have asked you not to call it that. Dex: Who is she, and what time is she coming over?

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Chowder: Where are you going? Dex: Walk. Chowder: It should trouble me, right? How often I believe that.

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Dex: First of all, I don't mean to be rude, but your computers suck.

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Tango: You can get high off nutmeg? Shitty: I can't say it's a particularly satisfying experience, but yeah.

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Chowder: Your romantic inclinations are not a flaw to be corrected, they are a trait to be accepted.

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Dex: Paranoia is the byproduct of being consistently right.

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Nursey: Feel free if you'd like to take a moment to admire the beauty of this poem, 'cause I've done so several times already myself.

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Nursey: You said you didn't set Dex up with your friend from Denmark. I want to believe you. Chowder: Well, I encourage you to do just that then.

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Nursey: Excuse me, but I am *not* Louis's mother and he's sure as hell not our child.

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Dex: I've spent the last year's months of my life playing a game that was designed to kill me. Gotta be a metaphor in there somewhere, right?

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Nursey: [Waiting outside Dex's basement room] Dex. Dex: You can't take a hint, can you? I got your text messages. I don't want to see you right now. So, if you came here to apologize... Nursey: Actually, I came here to spare you an agonizing death. [pause] Nursey: Can I come in?

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Nursey: You're staring. Dex: I'm just letting it sink in. You're really back. Nursey: You are as keen an observer as ever, Dextective. Soon you will deduce it is daytime and we're standing in a hockey rink.

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