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Xemnas: ... So now that Roxas is gone, you won't have to deal with him anymore. Saix told me that his depressing attitude would sometimes get frustrating.
Axel: I mean, sometimes
Xemnas: So it must be a relief, right?
Axel:
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Lexaeus: Can you pick up some milk?
Demyx: Yeah, its not that heavy.
Lexaeus: I meant from the supermarket
Demyx: I'm pretty sure it weighs the same there too
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Saix: We've got a problem with Roxas.
Axel: What? No, we just bought him that special shampoo!
Saix: This isn't a dandruff problem, Axel. This is a woman problem.
Axel:
Axel: Roxas has cramps?
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Roxas, muttering nervously into the phone: Axel I need you to come and pick me up please
Axel: are you ok? what happened?
Roxas: Lexaeus is passive-aggressively doing the dishes that he asked me to do five hours ago
Axel:
Roxas: this house is not safe anymore
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Xion: I may be small, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent!
Xion: *aggressively tries to open a capri sun*
Luxord: ...Do you want me to open it for you?
Xion: Yes please. :)
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Xemnas: Would you call me selfish?
Saix: Probably not to your face, no.
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Xaldin: I might not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.
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Demyx: It's better to have yolo'd and yolost than to never have yolo'd at all
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Xemnas, exhausted: *sigh* Did you call Demyx stupid last night?
Vexen: No, I said "Are you stupid?"
Vexen: I was asking him.
Xemnas: Do you think that was appropriate?
Vexen: Very much so.
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Axel: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Saix: does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Roxas: Look we all have a role in this team:
Roxas: I come up with dumb ideas,
Roxas: Xion tells me why they won’t work,
Roxas: Axel convinces me to do them anyway.
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Xemnas: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you
Axel:
Demyx:
Roxas:
Xigbar: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU
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Roxas: No offense to myself or anything but what the fuck am I actually doing
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Demyx, who just set the kitchen on fire while trying to make toast: let me walk you through a hypothetical, can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Vexen:
Vexen: what did you do.
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Saix: The rest of the team is really busy. I need you here.
Marluxia: I totally hear you, but I don't like what you're saying and if you say that I can't go, I WILL start a fire in the bathroom.
Saix: ...Okay, I guess you can go.
Marluxia: Yeah, I know I can.
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Roxas: Alright Xion, let's go over this one more time.
Roxas: If something breaks?
Xion: We try to fix it before Saix comes back.
Roxas: and if it doesn't work?
Xion: We blame Axel.
Axel: Honestly, Fuck you guys.
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Vexen: Do you ever think?
Demyx: Of what?
Vexen: …anything?
Demyx: sometimes
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