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THE MARAUDERS-INSPIRED PATRONUS PINS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

We've been talking about these for a while and we decided to make them a reality! These are my first ever set of pins, so I hope you enjoy them (and forgive me for non-professional-grade photos). The hope is that there'll be many more to come — from other fandoms as well. I made it its own Tumblr and Instagram, if you want to give it a follow!

(In true admin fashion, I decided to make our James and Remus pins mad beyond hell by making them pose with my favourite Slytherin apparel. They'll forgive me, I'm sure.)

Buy Here: https://pippins.art/

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You know those Marauders pins we've been talking about for a little bit? Well, it's coming up! On October 31st, there will be a glowing stag Patronus pin and a glowing wolf Patronus pin available! (Of course, it's gotta launch on Jily Death Day.) Sign up for the email list to get a preview of the pin design, exclusive pre-order access later this month, and a special discount code!

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marauders enamel pins launching this month. more info to come next week!

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marauders enamel pins launching this month. more info to come next week!

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Help will always be given at Hogwarts. (September 1st)

Edited by SunnyVids.

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RISE OF THE PHOENIX Episode S04E04 — Soul Searching

Synopsis: Voldemort’s ambitions reveal themselves.

Episode Info

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The Questionable Ethics of Magical Law

Chapter 8: The Apology

“Potter told me that I should apologise.”

“Well, if you’re here just because Harry told you to — ”

“I want to,” he interrupts quickly. “Apologise, I mean. I’ve been wanting to for quite some time, now. I just didn’t know what to say — until Potter.”

In which Hermione Granger is a Defender, Draco Malfoy is an Auror, and everything in the Wizarding world goes to hell.

ao3 | wattpad

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A sneak peek into Rise of the Phoenix S04E04: SOUL SEARCHING, coming 3 December 2022!

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We will be delaying the official release of S04E04 by one week! This is the first co-written episode, and it’s very special to us, so we just want to make sure we take the time to do a final pass beforehand. As you can imagine, it is not easy to communicate 10 series worth of plots to another writer.

On a similar note, we are looking for new proofreaders – please message us if you are interested!

To tide you over, tomorrow we will be posting a flurry of teasers for the rest of S4!

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Video by SunnyVids.

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Dumbledore: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

Snape: And why is that?

Dumbledore: I have not died yet.

Snape: That's not how iT FUCKING WORKS-

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Flitwick: I’m pretty easygoing.

Sprout: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.

Flitwick: It was off by half a centimetre! It never should have been in circulation!

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McGonagall: I'm confused. Surely you knew, as you were writing your names in forty door high letters on the side of the building, that you would be caught.

Fred: Maybe it was another Fred and George Weasley.

McGonagall: There are no other Fred and George Weasleys!

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McGonagall: Where’s the first aid kit?

Moody: Behind the bar.

McGonagall: This is just whiskey.

Moody: There’s also gin.

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Dumbledore, teaching chess: This is a pawn.

Moody: Don't kid yourself, we're all pawns in the big chess board of life!

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UPCOMING!

Rise of the Phoenix is returning, and we’re bringing a lot to the table!

On November 26th, 2022, Series 4 will resume, with the launch of a very special episode: Soul Searching. This episode will focus on Voldemort’s past in a way we’ve never seen before, and has a featured new writer: S.L. Rhodes!

Series 4 will post weekly until its conclusion with the epic finale on December 24th, 2022.

After that, there will be a fairly short hiatus, to make up for the long one, and Series 5 will begin in February (date TBD)!

And…for the most exciting bit of news…

Our audio drama has now recorded the first episode of the show!

It’s got a stellar team and cast, and we’re so excited to share it with the world. We are still looking for a few roles we’ve had yet to cast, so keep an eye out for Casting Calls in the coming months.

You can anticipate a teaser trailer in January!

Thank you all for being on this journey with us thus far, and thank you for your patience! We hope to see you continue on with us in the months to come!

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Moody: Longbottom, we're having trouble tracking down this Death Eater. Get down to the office and see what's going on.

Frank: Well, I can't go now, I have to watch Neville.

Moody: I can wash Neville.

Frank: I said 'watch' him, not 'wash' him.

Moody: Hm. Even easier.