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Shawn: Okay, fine, but I'm not gonna apologize for caring, okay? You're an important person in my life, Lassie. A lot of men are scared to say things like that, but not me. I'll tell you exactly how much you mean to me to your face. Lassiter: Please don't.

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Shawn: I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative, and if either case, booyah.

Gus: Oh interesting. Because the average person has a much harder time saying 'booyah' to moral relativism.

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Shawn: Can I trust you, Pierre?

Despereaux: If you like. But where’s the fun in that?

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Vick, reading a list of complaints complied by Lassiter: Okay, in your own words:

Vick: “Someone replaced all my pens with crayons. I suspect Shawn Spencer.”

Vick: “Everyone has called me ‘Lassie’ all day. I think Spencer paid them to.”

Vick: “This morning I found a bloody glove in my bed and Spencer tried to convince me I committed murder.”

Vick: “Spencer said there was an abandoned infant in the bathroom. When I went to save the child, I saw McNab on the can."

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Shawn Spencer: I’ve got the best ass in the SBPD. There was a vote. I got a sash.

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Shawn Spencer: "You're really gonna get that vaccine when you don't know what's in it?" sir I don't know whats in anything

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Juliet, playing monopoly: Okay, let me breakdown the rules for you, alright? No side-coaching. No gifting of money.

Shawn: But loans are allowed.

Lassiter: Just know you’re never going to get your money back.

Juliet: You cannot collect rent while you’re in jail.

Shawn: And Gus does not pay income tax.

Gus: Reparations!

Juliet: And do not forget about the Carlton Lassiter Man Baby Tax.

Shawn: If Lassie loses his temper and flips the board-

Gus: He owes everyone an actual $100.

Shawn, pointing to his face: I got this scar from a flying top hat hitting me two years ago.

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Lassiter: i’m ambidextrous.

Shawn: that’s wassup bro love who you love.

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Shawn Spencer: love when cats are chatty. like hell yeah mew mew dude what else you got to say

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Shawn: You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.

Gus: I have never said that to you.

Shawn: It has been implied.

Gus: By you.

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Henry: I’m disappointed in you, Shawn!

Shawn: That means... literally nothing to me.

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Lassiter: We gotta have each other’s backs.

Shawn: You saying you have my back?

Lassiter: Yeah, I got your back. Don’t smile, I still hate you.

Shawn: I thought we were having a moment.

Lassiter: Moment’s over. Shut up.

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Shawn Spencer: Marriage? Gus, I’m only in my 30s. What am I? A child bride?

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Shawn Spencer: i called a place to get winter tires on my new car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers

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Gus: jigsaw wouldnt scare me either. cus i’ll just die. thts fine. im not doing your lil pranks

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Lassiter: I’m not really a hugging person.

Juliet: I’m not sure you get a vote.

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