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Hi for doodle request, can I see Tim showing Damian pictures he took before being Robin?

i got carried away thinking about them

the reality lol:

i think it'd be funny if what finally brought them together is damian gaining a grudging respect for tim when he learns about the obsessive lengths tim went to in the lead up to his assumption of the robin title and tim realizing he's found a fellow devoted dick grayson admirer (just-nightwing admirers and dick-grayson-friends don't count)

bonus:

they're both fanatics

the panel is from new titans #60

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Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

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I read a fix where the Lazarus pit was referred to as a jacuzzi of immortality.

I thought that your day might be brightend by knowing this. (Btw the fic is Jason Todd:normal college student , on ao3)

Butttt what are some other alternative names for the Lazarus pits? And what do you think the Batman's favourite names for it are?

Cass: Rot Tub.

Duke: Cadaver Cauldron.

Tim: Corpse Bog.

Barbara: Manual Reset.

Dick: Bone Hole.

Steph: Bath and Body Works.

Jason: Rebirthing Canal.

Damian: Grandfather's "Special Room."

Bruce: I don't care if you call it that, just stop putting it on your mission reports!

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Finally Bruce can be the positive reinforcement. 

(og quote from A Charlie Brown Christmas)

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he’s a silly guy

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I documented multiple cases with @EuroMedHR of Israeli soldiers abducting blonde children from #Gaza claiming they might be abductee Israelis.

As Israeli forces are nearing my area of refuge, I just actually told my brother’s wife to dye her blonde daughter’s hair black! [@/MahaGaza on X.]

response to Maha Hussaini's report: "our families used ash to protect light-skinned children from being stolen by white settlers. In Palestine, they're dying children's hair to stop their children from being stolen. Removing children from an ethnic group to be raised by oppressors is one of the markers of genocide" [@/ 1KarenWyld on X.]

Journalist Maha Hussaini says that she has documented cases of Israeli soldiers kidnapping blonde children from Gaza claiming they might be abductee Israelis. (Illustrative photo) [@/ QudsNews on X. 01/07/24.]

I recently posted about this on my page. Thankfully a mutual of mine sent this to me. I addressed some of my perspectives about this horrifying and ongoing/developing story -which I will update here once I see Maha Hussaini or her fellow journalists sharing their documentations.

I just want to make sure that this is continues to be addressed/spoken about. This is beyond horrifying, and I hope those children are safely brought back to their families and loved ones -free from the IOF -because this is just insidious.

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Young Dick as Robin: why do you always hold my hand on missions? 

Batman, dead inside: because as soon as i let go, your gonna do a backflip off a lampost

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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Reporter: So, any plans for the new year?

Brucie Wayne: I’m looking forward to spending more time with my kids. Getting involved in their hobbies. You know, just some good ol’ quality family time.

Reporter: *practically cooing*

Meanwhile, back at the manor with this interview on the tv

Tim: Oh, cause of course I could NEVER handle a case on mY oWn.

Jason: Great. Now I’m going to have to change safe houses again.

Dick: I just debugged my apartment and now you’re telling me I’m going to have to do it AGAIN?

Duke: Oh sure, he’s says that *now* but when I want to go somewhere he’s going to be all “that’s dangerous, Duke,” and “please stop jumping off of methods of transportation.” Please.

Damian: How likely am I to be able to use this statement against Father in order to get another cat?

Steph: He’d better not be counting me as one of those kids. We do NOT need more quality time together.

Cass: ☺️

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Dick: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Bruce: You should always think I’m gonna adopt another kid.

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shakespeare nerd birds

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“Oh yeah, Babs and Tim are the computer geniuses,” any one of the other Batkids say as they hack into the Pentagon for the third time that week.

“Oh yeah, Dick’s the nice, happy one,” one of the other Batkids say while Nightwing walks off whistling from where he left fourteen assassins unconscious and bleeding in an alley.

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Batman having a recording of a heartbeat softly play in his suit so that Superman thinks he has two hearts to throw him off his scent because he's paranoid, but then one day it breaks and Superman freaks out, because "Batman where did your other heartbeat go?!!?!" and Bruce panics and says: "I split into two," like he's some sort of cryptid and everyone goes ???, luckily he has Robin to introduce them to. It's not until much later when they all reveal their identities that they learn that it's not true and all the bats and birds that are running around were not parts that ripped free from Batman. Though not before the whole family has had a whole lot of fun creating nonsense rumors just to fuck with people.

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Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

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Are you living vicariously through the batfam because your dysfunctional family left your queer neurodivergent ass with long-lasting trauma or are you boring

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pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super