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hi hi hi so i have a photography blog now :DD it’s @capturingg-momentss go check it out!! <3
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Teacher: Your child said a swear word in class.
Catra: I’ll talk to them about it.
Catra, to Finn: What the fuck, kid?
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huh. so i didn’t notice that i crossed 1500 followers 😭😭😭😭 but AHHHHHHHH yall!!!!! thank you so much shdjfkrkeksm it means a lot that ppl still love and support and are interested in this blog <3
bringing back my usual celebration thingy: send me an incorrect quote from my blog that you like and i’ll write you a lil fic <3 i’ll also make moodboards, so feel free to send in requests!!!
thanks, yall <3 you guys have no idea how much this means <3333
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the chocolate guy’s SHOW IS OUT HOLY SHIT
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Hey! I just finished watching she-ra for the first time, and I was wondering if you could recommend some blogs and/or fic writers to me?
first off, congrats. i hope you enjoy the extreme gayness that has now entered your life. just don't let it consume you.
second, oooooo boy do i have a bunch. sorry this list took me forever to compile. i literally sat on this for like a month and compiling the list took me maybe 30 minutes 🗿
tumblr users
radsity - art, really fucking pretty art
@swearyshera - she-ra abridged. its good. you probably already follow them.
@turtle-ly - good shitposts. has a lot of content and has 300+ shitposts stocked up, so expect content for a long time
kaereth - art, lots of older content but still doing shera stuff occasionally from kofis
miledibuja - art, comics, standalones, my profile pic :)
@catradoratwtgoodies - posts good content from twitter and or reblogs spop stuff
@ao3feed-catradora - literally just a bot that posts new fics from ao3 under the catradora tag. but ive found a lot of fics from it so its here
@incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra - i am gonna plug my best friend on tumblr here, leo, who has amassed a large amount of funny incorrect quotes for our favorite gang.
wingedcorgi - pretty artstyle and has published several great post/pre/during-canon fics
musenilla - has branched out to other content but still makes spop stuff, great comics and standalones with a cute art style
@nonbinarychaoticstupid - reblogs a shit ton of spop stuff. among other content. but they are still a good source of spop content. lol.
ao3 writers
laurenjauregui - wrote the love simon au. funny, well written, great fics and usually releases chapters consistently. currently releasing scream au
ceruleanstorm - their world building, characterization, and writing style is AMAZING! the upper west side series is 400k+ words and i feel like its half that.
petty_labelle - its always a good day when a new petty labelle fic drops. some of the funniest catradora stories ive ever read
driluth - has written several fics based on show aus
lesbianxcatra - has a bunch of fics under their belt, of varying content and age ratings
sevansevan - really good au long form fics, writes other ships as well like glimbow
DandyVela - break my leg is such a drama i love it.
chellethewriter - has multiple great fics.
ehj - prolific on twitter. also very good short fics, both au and in canon
n7punk - lots of variety when it comes to fics. very high quality writing.
i was going to include twitter users. but i am too lazy to go through those. probably the most important user ive seen in the fandom is el, @ okokcooool, their art is very prolific, pretty, and well followed for good reason. literally their art gives half the fandom life. if u have it, you can check my twitter out @ abssimpforcatra and take a look through my following list for some people to follow
hope this list is good! tried to get the best of what i could remember. a lot of the tumblr users are on twitter, and a lot of the ao3 writters can be found on tumblr/twitter at similar names. like petty_labelle can be found on twit @ pettiestlabelle. their socials will be in fic notes a lot. 🤷‍♂️
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Double Trouble: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.
Glimmer: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.
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Glimmer: Screw the horde!
Adora: Yeah, screw the horde!
[1 day later]
Adora: Guess who I just went on a date with!
Glimmer: Who?
Adora: Catra!
Glimmer: WHAT?!
Adora: YOU SAI- Oh you didn’t mean literally did you.
Glimmer: WHY WOULD I MEAN LITERALLY?!
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Catra: I’m sick of people telling me ‘you should take care of yourself!’ and ‘wow, that stab wound looks really bad,’ it’s my body, not yours, back off!!
Bow: When did you get stabbed?!?
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on ao3 🥰🥰
Soft cuddle prompts: “We’re comfortable now, but unfortunately someone left the hot drinks in the other room.”
ahhh tysm for the prompt! this was rly fun to write <3
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“We’re comfortable now,” Glimmer says, snuggling deeper into the blankets she’d piled on top of her. “But unfortunately,” here, she shoots a dark, playful look at Catra, “someone left the hot drinks in the other room.”
Catra scoffs. “Please, princess, it wasn’t me.” Somehow, she crawls under the blankets Glimmer’s holed up in and stretches out on the new recliner they’d just bought, in celebration of Glimmer’s latest art piece being published. She thinks it’s the best decision she’s ever made.
Well. Other than marrying Glimmer, of course.
The recliner is soft, and plush, and it's big enough that both Catra and Glimmer can cuddle on it comfortably. Which is what they’re doing right now.
Catra shoves her feet under Glimmer’s legs and throws an arm around Glimmer herself, pulling her wife close. Glimmer squawks when Catra tugs her, but relaxes almost immediately, sinking into the chair and Catra’s body. They fit together like puzzle pieces, Catra’s head resting on Glimmer’s shoulder, intertwined hands resting on Glimmer’s stomach, their legs tangled together with Catra’s ice-cold feet pressed in between Glimmer’s warm calves. The blanket Glimmer bought Catra for her birthday rests on top of them, along with various other sheets; it’s the coldest month of the year.
Glimmer yawns. “We’re supposed to be watching the” -she stifles another yawn- “the movie.”
Catra shrugs; Glimmer feels the movement. “We’re tired. You had a long day today.”
Glimmer hums. She did have an exhausting day today. “It was fun, though.”
“Hmm. You got to parade me around like. Like a.”
“A trophy wife?” Glimmer snickers.
Catra pokes her ribs. “Yeah. I dunno.” She snuggles even closer, and there are times when Catra acts exactly like her namesake; this is one of them.
“Don’t start purring,” Glimmer teases lightly. She wouldn’t put it past Catra.
Catra presses a soft kiss to her neck. “Mhmmm.”
Lifting their joined hands from where they were resting, Glimmer presses a light kiss to the ring on Catra’s finger. “I love you,” she whispers.
The first time Glimmer told Catra she loved her, Catra stiffened up and didn’t say anything back for a whole minute. Glimmer had anxiously rambled about how she was sorry, there was no pressure to respond, until Catra broke out of her stupor and threw her hands around Glimmer. Befuddled, Glimmer hugged Catra’s shaking body back, and Catra, in broken, shivery whispers, told her that it was the first time someone told her that they loved Catra and sounded like they truly meant it.
That was when they were seventeen, now, they’re both twenty five and Catra just breathes in and out for a minute, like she can’t believe, even after all these years, Glimmer still loves her [like she could ever stop], and replies, softly, “I love you too.”
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im really sorry for how long this took!!!! i hope u liked it :)
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now on ao3!!
glitra "at least i didnt break any laws"? listen i love these chaotic gays
in honour of halloween, since its the 31st in my timezone!! [happy halloween, yall :D]
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glimmer is getting really, really tired of seeing catra handcuffed to random trees in the park. one day, her best friend won't play any pranks on halloween, glimmer hopes, but every halloween, those hopes are decimated. maybe she can ask catra not to play pranks as an early birthday present?
it's nine o clock in the night, and the hooligans are already starting to go wild, so every cop on duty and some off-duty are being called in to keep an eye on the chaos. catra isn't even glimmer's first arrest, today. she's arguing with the young cop who arrested her, trying to gesture with her hands, undeterred by her handcuffs.
"hi, catra," glimmer interrupts her raging speech. "what have you gotten yourself into this time?"
the arresting officer looks shocked at glimmer's blasé tone. it's kinda funny.
"nothing," catra protests. "i haven't done anything! and your stupid officer arrested me anyways, sparkles. call her off."
"she's not a dog," glimmer reprimands. "and frosta is good at her job."
frosta looks stunned as glimmer, the chief of police in their small town, compliments her. she stands stock still and salutes. glimmer smiles and waves a hand so frosta can relax. she isn't that type of captain, really.
unfortunately, catra also knows that. and she takes advantage of it every single fucking day.
"shoo," glimmer tells frosta. "and hand over the keys to the cuffs," she adds. frosta leaves the keys with her and hops onto her little scooter, driving away, leaving glimmer and catra alone, in the cold night air.
"so," glimmer starts. "what'd you do?" she wants to get this over with and get at least two hours of sleep, before adora inevitably wakes her up for the 'surprise' birthday party they plan every year.
"nothing," catra grumbles. "look, i just wanted to do something special for your birthday tomorrow, okay? and it seemed like i was pulling off a prank, but i wasn't. come on, sparkles. i promise."
glimmer heaves a sigh. she begins to unlock the cuffs, but pauses. "i'll unlock you if you tell me what you were planning," she says, grinning.
catra tilts her head back and groans, exposing the long line of her neck. glimmer swallows.
"sparkles," catra pleads. "you'll find out tomorrow anyways, let me go!!"
glimmer leans against the tree and twirls the keys on her finger. "no," she says smugly.
there's a long pause.
"i was picking flowers, okay?" catra exclaims. she kicks the grass beneath her feet.
"awwww," glimmer teases. "you like me and you wanted to get me flowers." she moves to unlock the cuffs.
"at least i didn't break any laws," catra huffs. the cuffs are removed and catra massages her wrists, wincing. glimmer takes over, gently rubbing the slender bones and smooth skin.
catra swallows, audibly.
"and," she adds, voice oddly stubborn, "i do like you. a lot. and the flowers were only part one of my plan to woo you, sparkles."
glimmer chokes on seemingly nothing.
"what," she gasps.
catra's still looking at her with that look. like she's making her mind up about something and she's going to say it, fuck the consequences.
"i like like you," catra says. glimmer drops the keys.
catra stiffens up, but she relaxes almost immediately when glimmer surges forward and kisses her.
it's awesome, if glimmer can say. catra's a really good kisser; her hands circle around glimmer's waist, pulling her close, and her lips are dry and a little chapped. it's better than anything glimmer ever imagined their first kiss to be like.
when they finally break apart, glimmer takes catra's hands in hers, intertwining their fingers, cementing her response.
i like you too.
"plucking flowers from the garden is actually against the law, though," she murmurs. catra chuckles.
"but you'll forgive me, right?" she asks, eyes wide and charming.
and, really, how can glimmer say no?
send me a number + character/pairing and i’ll write you a ficlet!!
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Catra, a doctor: Look, I know we used to date, but let's keep this professional, okay?
Adora: Okay!! So, did I break anything?
Catra, slamming down the X-Ray results: MY HEART!
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Touches Ask Game
Prompts for writing human connection, intimacy, belonging.
Hand-holding
The purest form of human connection.
tiny hands in big hands
calloused hands in soft hands
cold hands in warm hands
hands with the perfect ratio to each other for hand-holding
platonic hand-holding
running their thumb over the other’s hand
dancing with their hands holding onto each other
squeezing hand for comfort and encouragement
holding hands across the table
happily doing everything with just one hand, if it means they don’t have to let go
not wanting to lose each other in a big crowd
possessive hand-holding
linking hands together during sex
grabbing hand to show them something
loosely holding onto each other’s hands, laying in one’s lap
only linking the pinkies together, not ready to let go completely
holding hands while skating
excitedly grabbing each other’s hands during a concert, jumping up and down together
playing with each other’s fingers
pressing the other’s hand against their cheek
holding hands while one is balancing on a small wall
grabbing the other’s hand to pull them back from something
holding hands under the table
only realizing it when they have to let go
standing in front of each other, holding both their hands
holding their hands above their head, fingers linked together
passionate hand-holding
grabbing the other’s hand so they don’t fall
holding hands while running through the rain
brushing against each other, linking fingers together for a second
grabbing their hand to grab their attention
not really paying attention, both doing something else, but still holding hands
bandaging the other’s hand and not quite letting go
holding hands while driving
grabbing the other’s hand to pull them back to them
unconsciously searching out each other’s hand while sleeping
not realizing they’re holding hands till someone points it out
swinging hands back and forth, skipping like children
holding hands in a museum to pull them to the next exhibition
letting go when there is an obstacle in their way and immediately grabbing each other’s hand again when they pass it
loosely holding onto each other’s hand
dragging the other with them, holding their hand
raising the other’s hand to their lips to kiss it softly
holding hands while jumping down from somewhere together
comparing hand sizes, then linking fingers together
Hugs
A warm embrace.
friendly hugs
hug around the waist
hugging while twirling around
comforting hugs
side hugs
hugging and gently holding the other’s head
pulling someone into a hug
hugging while walking
eye-to-eye hugs
hiding their face in the other’s neck
clinging to each other
hugging while lying down together
group hugs
hugging with head on shoulder
tender embrace
‘not wanting to let go’ hugs
hugging from behind
bear hugs
hugging with hands in each other’s pockets
cuddling
hugs and kisses
hugging and jumping up and down together
familiar hugs
hugging with height-difference
gentle hugs
hugging with patting on back
piggy back hugs
quick hugs
hugging while slow dancing
one-sided hugs
hugging while straddling the partner
long-lasting hugs
‘picking them up’ hugs
hugging while grabbing butt
cuddle pile
Kisses
Showing affections.
goodnight kisses
hand kisses
smiling while kissing
lips barely touching
morning kisses
slow kisses
passionate kisses
kisses on the cheek
first kisses
goodbye kisses
welcome home kisses
kisses on the corner of their mouth
frustrated kisses
kissing each other breathless
soothing kisses
nose kisses
kisses as a promise
short pecks
forehead kisses
kisses on head
“we’ll face this together” kisses
kisses in the rain
life-or-death kisses
kisses for a cover
hard kisses
giggling while kissing
desperate kisses
neck kisses
hushed conversation in-between kisses
eyelid kisses
gentle stroking of cheeks
small kisses
kissing it better
jaw kisses
wake-up kisses
kissing away tears
public kisses
relieved kisses
kisses for comfort
tummy kisses
kisses to shut them up
slowly kissing down the body
“we’ll see each other again” kisses
kissing each finger
sleepy kisses
angry kisses
feather-light kisses
kisses with trembling lips
secret kisses
kisses with their last dying breath
Touching
Feeling another human’s touch.
touching foreheads
running fingers through hair
hiding face in neck
caressing the other’s hand
feeling their pulse
patting the other’s head
holding hands
shielding the other one with their body
listening to the other’s heartbeat
spooning at night
laying their hand on the other’s neck
pushing a strand of hair behind their ear
nudging the other one
putting an arm around the other’s waist
hugging each other
massaging them
holding the other’s chin up
squishing the other’s cheek
high fiving
bandaging/stitching up an injury
kissing the other’s brow
falling asleep on the other’s shoulder
carrying the other one in their arms
whispering in their ear, lips touching the skin
stroking the other’s arm soothingly
kissing the top of their head
pulling the other one towards them
feeling for each other in the dark
tickling the other one
grabbing onto their arm
doing a pinky swear
caressing the other’s back
tasting their smile
washing the other’s body
kissing their bruises and scars
lifting the other one up
putting their head on the other’s chest
stroking their leg
leaning into the other’s side
patting them on the back
sitting close and knees touching
braiding the other’s hair
giving them a piggy-back ride
sitting on the other’s lap
feeling their temperature
linking arms with each other
touching their elbow to get their attention
dancing with each other
holding onto the other’s shoulders for support
putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up
Hand-holding|Hugs|Kisses|Touching
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For the ficlet prompts, Glitra 30 "How long have you known?"
hi nonnny!! thanks for the prompt :D i hope u like what ive come up with:
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"How long have you known?" Catra whispers, sitting down next to Glimmer. Her breathing shudders, and her eyes look a little wet.
Glimmer's got her face in buried in her hands. "Ever since you got the acceptance letter," she mumbles. "Your phone- it beeped with the notification. I know I shouldn't have looked, but there was your art school's logo, and-" she sniffles.
Catra shuffles a little closer; she presses her thigh to Glimmer's.
"Why didn't you tell me you applied?" Glimmer's question is asked so quietly, Catra barely catches it.
"I-" Catra clears her throat. "I don't know. It was wrong of me not to. They said if my application went through I'd get a full ride, including boarding, and I thought, fuck it-" Catra wipes her eyes with the back of her hand. "I didn't even think I'd get in."
"But you did," Glimmer breathes. "You did, because you're so talented, you're the best artist I know- and, well, this is too good of an opportunity to turn down-"
"Sparkles," Catra says desperately; turning to Glimmer, who looks up at her, determined. There are tears flowing down both their faces.
"I'm not going to hold you back, Catra-"
"You're not," Catra hisses fiercely. "You've never done that. And, well, you mean too much for me to just let you go and flaunt off to art school, in Edinburg of all places. The pollution there."
Glimmer chuckles wetly. Her hand scrabbles for Catra's, and when she finds it, Glimmer clutches it tightly. Catra lifts the hand to her lips and presses a light kiss to the back of it.
"I love you," she tells Glimmer. "And we'll make us work. Even if we're on two different continents, okay?"
"Okay," Glimmer says softly. She pulls Catra into a hug, and they collapse against each other, holding on, hoping they'll never have to let go.
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haha yes im AMAZING at endings wdym.......
send me a number + character/pairing and i’ll write you a ficlet!!
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Soft cuddle prompts: “We’re comfortable now, but unfortunately someone left the hot drinks in the other room.”
ahhh tysm for the prompt! this was rly fun to write <3
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“We’re comfortable now,” Glimmer says, snuggling deeper into the blankets she’d piled on top of her. “But unfortunately,” here, she shoots a dark, playful look at Catra, “someone left the hot drinks in the other room.”
Catra scoffs. “Please, princess, it wasn’t me.” Somehow, she crawls under the blankets Glimmer’s holed up in and stretches out on the new recliner they’d just bought, in celebration of Glimmer’s latest art piece being published. She thinks it’s the best decision she’s ever made.
Well. Other than marrying Glimmer, of course.
The recliner is soft, and plush, and it's big enough that both Catra and Glimmer can cuddle on it comfortably. Which is what they’re doing right now.
Catra shoves her feet under Glimmer’s legs and throws an arm around Glimmer herself, pulling her wife close. Glimmer squawks when Catra tugs her, but relaxes almost immediately, sinking into the chair and Catra’s body. They fit together like puzzle pieces, Catra’s head resting on Glimmer’s shoulder, intertwined hands resting on Glimmer’s stomach, their legs tangled together with Catra’s ice-cold feet pressed in between Glimmer’s warm calves. The blanket Glimmer bought Catra for her birthday rests on top of them, along with various other sheets; it’s the coldest month of the year.
Glimmer yawns. “We’re supposed to be watching the” -she stifles another yawn- “the movie.”
Catra shrugs; Glimmer feels the movement. “We’re tired. You had a long day today.”
Glimmer hums. She did have an exhausting day today. “It was fun, though.”
“Hmm. You got to parade me around like. Like a.”
“A trophy wife?” Glimmer snickers.
Catra pokes her ribs. “Yeah. I dunno.” She snuggles even closer, and there are times when Catra acts exactly like her namesake; this is one of them.
“Don’t start purring,” Glimmer teases lightly. She wouldn’t put it past Catra.
Catra presses a soft kiss to her neck. “Mhmmm.”
Lifting their joined hands from where they were resting, Glimmer presses a light kiss to the ring on Catra’s finger. “I love you,” she whispers.
The first time Glimmer told Catra she loved her, Catra stiffened up and didn’t say anything back for a whole minute. Glimmer had anxiously rambled about how she was sorry, there was no pressure to respond, until Catra broke out of her stupor and threw her hands around Glimmer. Befuddled, Glimmer hugged Catra’s shaking body back, and Catra, in broken, shivery whispers, told her that it was the first time someone told her that they loved Catra and sounded like they truly meant it.
That was when they were seventeen, now, they’re both twenty five and Catra just breathes in and out for a minute, like she can’t believe, even after all these years, Glimmer still loves her [like she could ever stop], and replies, softly, “I love you too.”
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im really sorry for how long this took!!!! i hope u liked it :)
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