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Miguel: Am I weird?

Tulio: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: house md

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Tulio: And you know what the worst part is?

Chel: That you have to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Tulio: No.

Tulio: ...Yeah.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #Chel #incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory

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Miguel staring at Tulio: Our babies will be smart and beautiful

Chel: Not to mention imaginary.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #Chel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory

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Tulio: Don’t worry Miguel. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Miguel: Thank you Tulio, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Tulio: Because I am here.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Miguel: What if trees cry when we're eating their fruit?

Miguel: Because fruit is basically their babies

Miguel: So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby

Chel: We're eating their ovaries actually

Tulio, laying in bed, too fucking tired for this: Please go to sleep

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #chel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Miguel: Would you hold me accountable for a mistake made in my youth?

Tulio: That was this morning!!!

Miguel: I am still young.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Tulio: I agree with Miguel, but if anyone repeats that I’ll deny it

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: Total Dramarama

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Tulio: I hate being touched

Tulio: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Chel: Miguel is literally in your lap right now.

Tulio, Miguel lounging across his thighs: This means nothing. Fear me.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #chel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Tulio: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14.

Miguel: Let’s not forget who pushed me in

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Miguel: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for Apollo?

Tulio: ICARUS??

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: twitter

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Chel: How is everyone doing today?

Miguel: Well, I'm still breathing.

Chel: Are your standards really that low?

Miguel: I mean, it's better than Tulio over there.

Tulio, having a panic attack: I can't breathe.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #chel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Miguel: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Tulio: That’s called arrhythmia

Miguel: I get that feeling every time I see y—

Tulio, now very concerned: You can die from it

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Tulio: I have a plan.

Miguel: It can’t involve murder.

Tulio: I have no plan.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: jacksepticeye

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Miguel: I'm sorry.

Tulio: You're not.

Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!

Tulio: Well, I believe that part.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: jacksepticeye

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Miguel: If a beautiful human disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Tulio: Well maybe you should have principles.

Miguel: You're right, maybe I should!

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #migulio #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Chel: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Tulio: Burn down the building.

Miguel: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Chel: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #chel #incorrect quotes #source: scrubs

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Miguel: You wanna be a public nuisance?

Tulio: Sure, how much does the job pay?

#road to el dorado #the road to el dorado #miguel and tulio #tulio and miguel #tulio #miguel #incorrect quotes #source: duck soup