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Abigail: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Sebastian: Sam, how tall are you?
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Emily: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Abigail: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Haley: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Penny: [cocks gun]
Penny: Magic missile.
Sebastian: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
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Sam: I love the circus!
Shane: That's cause you were part of one...
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Abigail: Stick to the truth. With my wizard powers, I’ll be able to tell if you’re lying.
Sam: Are you sure? I’m a pretty good liar.
Sam: I’m a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Abigail: . . .
Abigail: Okay, you’re good. I admit it.
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Abigail: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Abigail: That's why I own TEN guns.
Abigail: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
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Sam: Something about this place gives me the creeps.
Abigail: Are you sure that's not just Sebastian?
Sebastian: [slasher smile]
Sam: ....No.
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Sam, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Sebastian: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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could you one with krobus?
I will once I find the correct quote! :3 I wanted to include him in one but I never really found one he’d fit in yet but I’m looking
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If SDV took place in NYC:
Sam: [new yorker voice] Badda bing.
Sebastian, across the street: Badda boom.
Abigail: [opens window] FORGET ABOUT IT.
Shane, on a rooftop: I'M WALKIN HERE!
Elliott: [pops out of sewers] HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS!
Alex: [pops out of dumpster] EY TONY!
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Sam: ARE YOU-
Sebastian: Fucking.
Sam: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Sebastian: Fucking.
Sam: IDIOT!
Abigail: ...What was that?
Sebastian: Sam's mom banned him from swearing, so I'm helping him out.
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Abigail: What do we think of Sam?
[pause]
Sebastian: [sighs] Nice pal.
Sebastian: But I think he's gay.
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At Joja mart:
Shane: I'm the store detective.
Sam: Oh! So if anything goes missing of the bottom two shelves, You're on it.
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Sebastian, about to go on a date with Alex: [walks in wearing his normal/usual outfit] How do I look?
Abigail: Like Cinderella! [to Sam] BEFORE the bipity boppity boo!
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Sam: This is an abomination!
Sebastian: I have no idea what that word means, but if it means: [blows raspberry and gives thumbs down] then I concur!
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Sam, just passing past Marnie's ranch: EW! SHANE! PUT. ON. A. SHIRT!
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Abigail: All geared up and ready to go, gonna end some people I don’t know... Gonna make some random strangers bleed!
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Sam: i go to home depot i eat the tools
Sebastian: Stop it
Sam: crumch
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