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Daisuke: Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge.

Yumeko: Daisuke-san, we're being shot at!

#now that's not a very samurai mindset #shadow of the fox #taiyo daisuke #yumeko #quote

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Okame: Hey, Daisuke-san! Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Which organ would you like for Valentine's Day?

Reika: Gross, Okame-san, that's completely inappropriate—

Daisuke: I have always wanted to dissect a liver. Would that be feasible?

Reika:

Okame: I think he's my soulmate.

#sorry for the slightly gory image. but only a little sorry #shadow of the fox #daisukame #hino okame #reika #taiyo daisuke #quote #modern shadowfox

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Yumeko: I can't wait to stay up late for New Year's Eve.

Master Isao: Over Christmas break, you've been staying up late every night.

Yumeko: Yeah, but this time has a purpose.

#nocturnal fox.txt #shadow of the fox #yumeko #master isao #quote #modern shadowfox

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Yumeko: My New Year's resolution is to continue being a cutie patootie.

Okame: My New Year's resolution is to give up alcohol. Oops, I meant: My new Year's resolution is to give up. Alcohol!

Reika: My New Year's resolution is to spend less time interacting with people and more time with my phone. Doing pretty well so far.

Daisuke: My New Year's resolution is to be taller.

Tatsumi: My New Year's resolution is to stop having thoughts.

Hakaimono: I'm not gonna make any New Year's resolutions because I'm perfect, but I'm gonna recommend that a lot of you make New Year's resolutions to be nicer to me.

#HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS #shadow of the fox #yumeko #hino okame #reika #taiyo daisuke #kage tatsumi #hakaimono #quote #modern shadowfox

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Raising awareness about mental health! Mine is very bad. Thank you for reading.

Hino Okame, probably

#he and tatsumi both need therapy #shadow of the fox #hino okame #quote #modern shadowfox

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Tatsumi: I expected better from you.

Okame: Well, that was your fault. I have nothing to do with that.

#gotta manage them expectations #shadow of the fox #kage tatsumi #hino okame #quote

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Master Isao: Yumeko-chan, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room in the pantry.

Yumeko: No—no, thank you.

Denga: Well, Master Isao, you did it. She’s finally full.

#mission impossible: accomplished #shadow of the fox #master isao #yumeko #denga #quote

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Look, you just can’t let dead people get to you. They’re super pissed off they’re dead, so they’re coming from a place of anger.

Okame, on the Path of Shadows, probably

#he learned his lesson #shadow of the fox #hino okame #quote

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Reika: Is that legal?

Okame: Hey, if you don't get caught, everything's legal.

#cue him and daisuke high-fiving #shadow of the fox #reika #hino okame #quote

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Yumeko: You murdered three people!

Seigetsu: It all just sort of snowballed.

#oops #shadow of the fox #yumeko #seigetsu #quote

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Sometimes, bad guys are the only good guys you get.

Hakaimono, to Tatsumi

#two hakaimonos in a row? yes and what about it #shadow of the fox #hakaimono #quote

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If I don’t kill someone soon, I’m going to forget how.

Hakaimono, probably

#but tatsumi said 'no ❤️' #shadow of the fox #hakaimono #quote

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Reika: Okay, the first thing people do in a situation like this is panic.

Suki: Well, I think I'm doing it in the right order.

#and then be brave <3 #shadow of the fox #reika #mura suki #quote

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Seigetsu: You can trust me.

Hakaimono: I have been in forests less shady than you.

#local demon spitting facts #shadow of the fox #seigetsu #hakaimono #quote

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Daisuke: You look pretty damn calm for a man with a sword pointed at him.

Okame, shrugging: This isn't my first time.

#*cough* tatsumi *cough* #shadow of the fox #taiyo daisuke #hino okame #quote

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Yumeko: I have a question.

Reika: Go on.

Yumeko: In the word ‘scent,’ is it the ‘s’ or the ‘c’ that’s silent?

Okame: Oh, no. Now I’m going to be thinking about that all day.

Reika: Okay, well, ‘cent’ is pronounced the same way as ‘scent,’ so I’d say the ‘s.’

Yumeko: But ‘sent’ is also pronounced the same way.

Daisuke: Okay, this dictionary says the ‘c’ was added in the 17th century. So I guess the ‘c’ is silent.

Yumeko: Plot twist—both the ‘s’ and the ‘c’ are silent and the letter ‘e’ makes the ‘sss’ sound.

Reika: Yumeko-chan isn’t allowed to talk anymore.

#she's banned from linguistics until she can be trusted #shadow of the fox #yumeko #reika #hino okame #taiyo daisuke #quote #modern shadowfox

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Yumeko: I'm so full.

Master Isao: That means you're done.

Yumeko: That means it's time for seconds.

#give! her! nutrients! #shadow of the fox #yumeko #master isao #quote