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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Terra: I would like to take a look at the corpse and see where the blood has come from-
Rhod: It's come from inside her! It was inside her, and now it's outside her. Cause of death: blood is outside.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Man-Beast: Tonight's entertainment is brought to you by random acts of violence! Man, I love show business.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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The GM: I think I might actually have cursed myself planning this campaign.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Noah: The three steps to a successful breakup?
Rhod: Be open and honest; talk about your feelings; hot air balloon escape.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Stygius: Courage is easy by candlelight. Your faith, I suspect, is in the flame.
Artemis: [blows out the candle]
[pause]
Stygius: ...All right, you've made your point.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Asteria: The things I do for friends I can't stand.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Frigg, filming: I live for the drama.
Terra: You're terrible...send that to me, would you?
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Ember: I'm having a little difficulty understanding your evil motives.
Skeletor: Silence! All you need to know is that I am evil, and I'm going to defeat you!
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Petra: The three things in your happy place?
Frigg: (counting on her fingers) Tall. Vampire. Lady.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Razz: Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Vambra: (to Frigg) This stuff is extremely volatile and look, I cannot stress this enough, DO NOT DRINK IT.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Duncan: I didn't want to explain everything, so I KO'd him.
Asteria: Huh.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Vambra: Where do I mark off my loss of pride?
The GM: That would be under "Additional Notes".
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Rhod: If you play a game set in a sunny location you get Vitamin D through the screen, that's just a fact.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Petra: By no means does this make us friends.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Rhod: To get rid of all the bats in my attic, should I buy 100 snakes and put them in the attic too?
Ember: You should buy one snake and swing it around like a whip.
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incorrect-sherapg 3 years
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Petra: We are not doing Space Buddies again.
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