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Slytherin: Lmao 420

Hufflepuff: *high fives Slytherin*

Ravenclaw: Seriously

Hufflepuff and Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: *slowly takes out a joint* you want some?

Ravenclaw: oh of course

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On April 2nd

Slytherin: *pulls a prank on Hufflepuff and Gryffindor*

Gryffindor: Hey you didn't prank Ravenclaw!

Ravenclaw: *watching the chaos unfold* I know to expect this

Hufflepuff: It's not even April Fools day!

Slytherin: Expect the unexpected motherfuckers

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Hufflepuff: Good romance starts with a good friendship!!

Slytherin: And bad romance starts with rah rah rah ah ah ah roma roma ma gaga ooh la la

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Gryffindor: I just want you to compliment me 20/7

Hufflepuff: Why not 24/7?

Gryffindor: Snack breaks.

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Slytherin: 'Beating around the bush' just sounds like some men need to go to an anatomy class.

Ravenclaw: Most women would agree.

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Ravenclaw: *stressed*

Ravenclaw: they really don't

Gryffindor : My only talent is being stress.

Slytherin: Don't you mean stressed?

Gryffindor : No.

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Gryffindor : My only talent is being stress.

Slytherin: Don't you mean stressed?

Gryffindor : No.

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Slytherin: School sucks.

Ravenclaw: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.

Slytherin: What are jobs like?

Ravenclaw: They suck.

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Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.

Slytherin: Why, what happened?

Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Slytherin: And?

Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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The Houses on Valentine's Day

Hufflepuff: *making thoughtful gifts for their friends/s.o*

Slytherin: *starting drama by writing fake love letters*

Ravenclaw: *buying a bunch of chocolates for themselves*

Gryffindor: *complaining that they’re single*

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Slytherin: If cats knew what sin is, they wouldn’t even care

Gryffindor: Man neither do I. Fuck trigonometric.

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Gryffindor: I'm like a fighting machine!

Slytherin: *looks up from the newspaper*

Slytherin: you punched yourself in the face this morning

Hufflepuff: *dies laughing*

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Happy New Year^^

❤️💜🩵💛

Happy New Year!! 🎊 ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

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Slytherin: omggg you're an hour late. We were getting worried.

Hufflepuff: I'm sorry I got tied up

Ravenclaw: Everything okay?

Hufflepuff: oh yeah everything is fine

Hufflepuff: a guy sat down on the same bench as me, so I had to stay there for a bit longer so I didn't hurt his feelings…

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Gryffindor: *stretches arms*

Gryffindor: Alright so, bed made, lamp off, pillows fluffy and ready for sleep

Gryffindor: *snuggles into bed*

IKEA worker: um sir… what the actual f-

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Ravenclaw, puzzled: where's your costume, Sly?

Slytherin: I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

Hufflepuff: they forgot to buy their costume until it was too late, so it was between this and a playboy bunny outfit.

Ravenclaw: You should’ve worn the playboy bunny one

Slytherin, blushing: what…

Ravenclaw, also blushing: what…

Hufflepuff: what…

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Hufflepuff: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me

Ravenclaw: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Hufflepuff: yes

Slytherin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

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