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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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My undiagnosed adhd brain is having the time of its life with this stupid boop thing ISTG-

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sometimes i forget crows are actual animals and they’re not a fictional group of heavily traumatised young adults im way too attached to

#truer words have never been spoken #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab

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Godly Parents: SoC edition

(Lil disclaimer: This is not necessarily PJO's meaning of Godly Parent. It's just basically a "Which God is your godly parent" buzzfeed quiz but with actual information-)

Kaz: Nemesis, Goddess of indignation against, and retribution for, evil deeds and undeserved good fortune. Kaz spent the entire two books and the bigger part of his life holding grudges and planning his revenge on an arrogant man who got away with destroying a bunch of people's lives. He makes it his life mission to make him pay for his crimes.

Inej: Hermes, Messenger of the gods; god of travel, commerce, communication, borders, eloquence, diplomacy and thieves. First of all, Inej is Suli. Suli people are known to be "nomads", travelling from place to place. Second, Kaz hired her to be his spider, to collect and deliver important information, a messenger of some kind. And a detail I particularly liked is the whole thing with the shoes. Hermes most characteristic item are his flying sandals; and Inej is also particularly fond of her climbing leather slippers.

Jesper: Hephaestus, God of the forge, craftsmanship, invention, fire, metallurgy and volcanoes, craftsman of the gods. Yeah, yeah. The obvious reason is in fact because Jesper is a Fabrikator. He literally controls metal. If it's parental issues we're talking about, well, we all know how that went for both of them.

Wylan: Apollo, God of Sun, light, prophecy, philosophy, archery, truth, inspiration, poetry, music, arts, manly beauty, medicine, healing, and plague. "Because of Wylan Van Suns-?" *slap* Shut up, that was literally sarcasm. Wylan's story and latter fate begins because of a music conservatory, and music really played such a big part in his own story as well as his story with Jesper (ehem, piano incident). Also, bit of a fun fact, Apollo is supposedly the creator of the flute so there you go. Another literal thing is that he created a fake plague to help Kaz.

Nina: Hecate, Goddess of the dead's souls, witchcraft and divination. (Matthias would be so happy for the whole witchcraft thing). I don't think I have to elaborate on this one, but just a reminder that Nina can in fact control dead bodies.

Matthias: Hestia, Goddess of the hearth, fire and of the right ordering of domesticity and the family. *Introduces really gut-wrenching line from chapter 40 of Crooked Kingdom about how he finally could go back home*. I know it's kinda ironic that Matthias is from an icy country and Hestia is the Goddess of the fire, but no one said this was a perfect analysis (do I look like Rick Riordan to you?). Matthias was all about family values and homeland really, even if they meant different things at the beginning and at the end of Matthias' story. First it was his bio family, whose death ignited his hatred for the Grisha and his home was Fjerda. But in the end, the Crows became his family, the family he gave his life for, the same way Nina became his home.

#I really gave my all to make the Matthias one as depressing as possible #some of them are meant to be literal guys so don't be pressed #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #greek mythology

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K, so I really want to make a SoC x Godly Parents post over-analyzing everything, but idk

#six of crows #soc #the crows #crow club

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If you really think about it, The Titan's Curse is basically Crooked Kingdom had it been written in Kaz's first person POV. Y'know like, "I know we have this really important life-or-death mission ahead of us, but my unofficial girlfriend was taken right before my eyes and all I care about is getting her back", and I think that's beautiful-

#i could literally write an essay on how similar percabeth and kanej are #but i'm not gonna #six of crows #percy jackon and the olympians #soc #the crows #crow club #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth

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Inej: When men use knives they're "chefs".

Inej: But when I do it I'm a "murderer" and a "criminal", because Saints forbid a girl has hobbies-

#she has a point #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #inej ghafa

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Kaz Brekker Rietveld

#just your daily reminder that kaz was also a farm lad #six of crows #soc #bring back shadow and bone #six of crows spinoff #ck #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld

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reblog this and tag your sign and favorite taylor swift album, it’s for research

#gemini #reputation

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Sometimes I read stuff like this, that I posted AGES ago, and I wonder if I should just start charging for like fortune telling or sum shit-

K so this isn't related to SoC (not entirely) but N*tfl*x canceled Lockwood and Co. bc apparently it didn't hit the target of views as to get renewed, which is bullshit since it was n1 on A LOT of countries. So, in light of literally every show that's not abt horny teenagers with pick-me problems, getting canceled after one season, regardless of how they do in the charts; I don't wanna be nihilistic but there's a high probability of, not only Shadow and Bone being canceled, but also of not getting the Six of Crows spin-off, and it's fucking depressing

#in this case it would be misfortune tho right? *cries* #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab

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ISTG this fandom is something else ENTIRELY-

See this, Netflix? Yeah. We never stop fighting.

#if you can't beat the odds change the game #we never stop fighting #brick by brick #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar

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Netflix receiving over a thousand paper crows is quite literally the equivalent of Inej switching Alby's lion plushie for a crow one at the end of CK- Mother taught us so well-

#we never stop fighting #if you can't beat the odds change the game #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #inej ghafa

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This is your daily reminde to sign the petition:

#six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar

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AND THE LIST KEEPS GETTING LONGER, FOLKS-

The fact that I've been a "Wylan and Matthias had a slight crush on each other" truther since the beginning with nothing backing me up but my deluluness- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME-!?

But at least he won't die now, right?

#i hate it here #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #the crows #crow club #sab #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #matthias helvar