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Eda: Now, I’m not gonna give you the “Every day was a wonderful gift from the Titan” speech, I have had a lot of bad days. I’ve had bad days with you too, Whispers.
Eda: But I’ve had more good days with you than with anyone else. So give me one more good day…
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Lilith: So Eda, there's a rumour going around that you're into Raine
Eda: Rumour?
Eda: Are you telling me some people doubt it?
Lilith: Where are you going?
Eda: I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt.
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Raine upon seeing Eda’s latest Big Grand Dumb Gesture: I do not support this. I should be furious. But from an objective point of view… It’s incredibly romantic.
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Raine: The sound a bass guitar makes is a gender
Raine: It is also a sexuality
Raine: It is also a secret third thing
Darius, deadpan: Music
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Luz: Eda! Are you all right!?
Eda: Nope, I’m all left!
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Eda: Work with me here, it’s an amputation joke
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Eda: You betrayed the Emperor’s Coven… for me?
Raine: No, I didn’t.
Eda: Pretty sure you did.
Raine: I’m positive I didn’t.
Eda:  Fine. All right, let’s flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.
[Eda flips the coin and it lands on the ground]
Eda: I don’t even need to look because you did it for me.
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Willow: I’m going to punch your face!
Belos: NOO—
Willow: In the FACE.
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Teen Lilith, trying to put out fire: Edalyn, you're not helping!
Teen Eda, cheerfully: I'm not trying to, Lily.
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Raine: I have an idea. It’s deceptive and borderline unethical.
Eda: I’m listening.
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Raine: Isn’t it a bit early for apple blood?
Eda: Depends on what kinda day you’re having.
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[Early Season 1]
Eda: Here’s the thing, Luz – If I feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. And this is not an Arby’s.
Luz: Arby’s doesn’t have free lunch, it’s a restaurant.
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Hunter: I feel like it’s nice sitting with you!
Willow: It’s nice, yeah!
Hunter, internally: Okay, Hunter. Breathe. Things are going well. She’s beautiful. She’s funny. She thinks you’re funny. So time to figure out what’s going wrong.
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Dana, probably: Do you want to see me torment the fanbase by brainwashing Raine?
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Dana, probably: Do you want to see me do it again?
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Eda: See, once I realized that the dopamine hit attached to being a smartass far outweighed any of the repercussions... there was no turning back.
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Darius: “Oh thank the Titan Hunter you’re okay!! Do you need anything?? A blanket?? A juice box??”
Hunter: “I’m 16”
Darius: “…A stiff drink????”
Hunter: “Still 16”
Noooooo Hunter, you could have gotten Grown Up Apple Blood. C'mon, man.
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Amity: Mom's still Mom; undercutting my confidence in ways I didn't know existed.
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Eda: So, this Collector fella... We're gonna whack him, right?
Luz: ..."whack"?
Eda: That's right, I'm bringing it back!
Raine: Please, don't. Leave it where it was.
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