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Jack: Ok, maybe playing ā€˜whose family is most dysfunctionalā€™ wasnā€™t the best idea weā€™ve had. Elsa's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We canā€™t get her out...
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Jack: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Anna: I do have a sense of humor you know
Jack: Iā€™ve never heard you laugh before
Anna: Iā€™ve never heard you say anything funny
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Hiccup: Why are Jack and Elsa sitting with their backs to each other?
Anna: They had a fight.
Hiccup: Then why are they holding hands?
Anna: They get sad when they fight.
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Elsa: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Anna: ... Your what?
Elsa: My friends.
Jack: Is she saying ā€œfriendsā€?
Kristoff: I think sheā€™s being sarcastic.
Olaf: No, no, no, this is delirium, she cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Elsa! All of your friends are in this room.
Elsa: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Elsa: Anna, keep an eye on Jack today. Heā€™s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Anna: Sure, Iā€™d love to see Jack get punched.
Elsa: Try again.
Anna, sighing: I will stop Jack from getting punched.
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Jack: You love me, right, Elsa?
Elsa: Normally, Iā€™d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I donā€™t like it.
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Jack: This is a mistake
Elsa, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Jack: But not today
Elsa, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Jack: Elsa isnā€™t answering her phone
Anna, dialing Elsaā€™s number: Iā€™ll call.
Jack: Kristoff and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Elsa: Hello?
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Anna: Are we really going to let Elsa keep Jack?
Olaf: We kept Kristoff.
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Jack: I turned out perfectly fine!
Elsa: Jack, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Jack: I DIDNā€™T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDNā€™T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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[Elsa and Jack lying in bed at night]
Jack: Stop it.
Elsa: What?
Jack: Whatever you're worrying about. Just stop.
Elsa: How do you know I'm worried? You don't even have your eyes open.
Jack, smiling: You think I need to see you with my eyes to know what's going on with you? I know you.
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Elsa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired and I've still got work to do.
Jack: But Elsa, I'll be so lonely without you! Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Elsa: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping habits?
Jack:
Jack: Is it working?
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Elsa, putting her hands over Jack's eyes: Guess who?
Jack: Well it's either my girlfriend or the cold hands of death
Elsa: It's your girlfriend
Jack: Dang it
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Jack, resting his feet on a table: So, I heard you like bad boys.
Elsa: No, I don't.
Jack, taking his feet off the table: Oh thank god, that felt horrible.
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Elsa: How do I know if Jack likes me like that?
Anna: You would think that with your IQ you could figure this out on your own.
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Elsa: I can't believe you actually spent your money on this.
Jack: I know, right?! You can't put a price on this thing, baby!
Elsa: That's.. that's not what I meant.
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Jack: *has massive bad hair day*
Elsa: Thatā€™s quite the look.
Jack: What? You donā€™t like my hair?
Elsa: You look like Eistein.
Jack: Well, heā€™s a genius so Iā€™m taking that as compliment. Looking like Alfred Einstein is a good thing.
Elsa: The fact that you just referred to him as ALFRED Einstein just ruined the genius illusion.
[OTHER DAY]
Jack: Iā€™m a genius.
Elsa: Sure you are, Alfred Einstein.
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