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Luke & Ethan: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Chris: *opens coke can*

Ethan: We’re having a moment

Chris: I’m having a cola

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Ethan: Remember we have to be logical about this

Alabaster: Careful and calculated

Silena: No sudden moves

Luke: A smart finished plan

Chris: KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Chris: In you had to pick one of the guys here to date who would it be

Alabaster: No way

Ethan: I’m not answering

Luke: Ethan

Everyone:

Luke: I mean no way I’m not answering

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Alabaster: *walks in*

Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Alabaster: Oh, so that’s what you were planning in secret. I thought you guys were going to kill me

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Luke: So the question is, how are we going to stop that thing?

Everyone: *looks at Ethan*

Ethan: Why are you all looking at me

Chris: You’re the idea person

Ethan: So I’m the only one who can ever come up with a plan?

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Alabaster: Ladies and gentlemen is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already

Alabaster: Cowards on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, and dramatic

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Silena: Are you ok?

Alabaster: I’m fine

Silena: What does ‘fine’ mean

Alabaster: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and kill us all

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Ethan: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Luke: Does family count?

Ethan: Yes

Luke: It’s still a no

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Luke: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion, or my rhombus of doubt

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Ethan: Man the weather is hot

Luke: It’s too hot

Chris: Hot damn!

Ethan: What?

Luke: Called the police and a fireman

Chris: I’m too hot

Luke: Hot damn!

Silena: Make a dragon wanna retire, man

Ethan: What is going on

Silena: I’m too hot!

Luke & Chris: Hot damn!

Chris: Say my name you know who I am

Ethan: STOP

Alabaster: Hey guys, what’s going on?

Ethan: Alabaster MAKE THEM STOP!

Alabaster: Stop what?

Luke: I’m too hot!

Chris & Silena: Hot damn

Alabaster:

Ethan:

Alabaster: Am I bad ‘bout that money

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Ethan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Alabaster: Hey Chris, how tall are you

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Alabaster: Hi, my name is Alabaster and welcome to my 3 hour long video about why Chris is wrong about everything, ever

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Alabaster: *pointing to right angle* this means it’s 90 degrees

Chris: How can it be 90 degrees? It’s winter

Alabaster: No the angle is—

Luke: Global warming, that’s why

Chris: Crap

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Alabaster: What time is it?

Chris: I don’t know, hand me that recorder

Chris: *obnoxiously plays recorder*

Ethan: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM

Chris: It’s 2 AM

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Luke: Why are you late?

Chris: There was a biological malfunction that yielded an unforeseen surplus of unconsciousness

Luke: You overslept?

Chris: I overslept

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Silena: So how long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Alabaster: Just give him a minute

Chris: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

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Silena: Aren’t waterfalls so beautiful, the way each droplet of water cascades over the cliff in unity

Ethan: They really are

*meanwhile*

Luke: *helps Chris in a barrel preparing to push it over*

Chris: See you on the other side bitches!

Alabaster: *filming*

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