Leo: How can you not care?!
Raph: Like this.
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Raph: I want to start a family with you.
Mona Lisa: ...What?
Raph: I finally realized what I was put on this Earth to do... To be a mother!
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Leo: I thought we agreed! No more thoughtless killing!
Raph: Of course, Leo. So I’ve thought this one through very thoroughly.
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“Not to brag, but when it comes to unrequited love, I'm kind of an expert.”
— Donnie, at some point
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Mikey: Go ahead! Be as negative as you want, because you’re in charge of your own future.
Donnie: Jokes on you! I don’t have a future!
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Kavaxas: Of all of histories greatest monsters you are by far the most evil thing I’ve encountered.
Ice Cream Kitty: ...
Kavaxas: Offer your soul to me dark one!
Ice Cream Kitty: Meow! Meow!
Kavaxas: No! You can’t have my soul!
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April, about Shinigami: I can’t wait to see this one without makeup.
Shinigami: If you do, it will be the last thing you will ever see.
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“Being with Mona Lisa is so nice. I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself!”
— Raph, at some point
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Raph: Thanks for always giving me great advice Leo, even if I don't always use it.
Leo: You actually never use it.
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Leo: Why are you all sad?
Mikey: How do you know I’m sad?
Leo: Well, you’re dressed in sad colors and you were playing a sad song and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why”.
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Shinigami: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.
Karai: So you’ll do it?
Shinigami: For you? For course.
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Leo: Raph isn’t answering his T-Phone.
Donnie: I’ll call him.
Leo: Mikey and I have both tried six times each. What makes you thi-
Raph, answering his T-Phone: Hey, Donnie.
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“You know, I feel scared and attracted to you at the same time.”
— Raph, after Mona Lisa threatens him
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Leo: I’m not going to make a fake appointment with a psychiatrist. What would I even say is wrong with me?
Mikey: Low self esteem.
Donnie: Social anxiety.
Raph: Trauma from being leader.
Leo: None of that is true!
April: Denial. See? The list goes on and on.
Leo: But what if I get caught?
Mikey: A fear of failure!
Donnie: Lack of confidence!
Raph: Kind of a wuss!
Leo: Fine! I’ll do it, but not because of them, because I want to help you, April.
April: Thanks, Leo!
Mikey: Push over.
Raph: Still hasn’t bought milk even though I told him two days ago!
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Tiger Claw: If you care about your teammate, you'll come with me.
Slash: Which teammate?
Tiger Claw: Pigeon Pete.
Slash: *walks away*
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Casey: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you￼.
Leo: This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool, right?
Casey: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Mikey: I’m sorry I ate your pizza.
Raph: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.
Mikey: It’s okay. Wait. When did you-
Raph: *pushes Mikey off the bench*
Mikey, getting up from the floor: I deserved that.
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