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Aragorn: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way outta this one guys

Legolas: Alright, manslaughter it is then.

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #aragorn #legolas #lotr

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Legolas: alright, so here’s the tea.

Aragorn: for the last time, it’s called a mission plan

Gimli: do you want the tea or not

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lotr #legolas #aragorn #gimli #mod erin

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Pippin: Go to college, my dad said. Use your smarts, he said. Like I'm supposed to know which college he meant!

#Pippin #Lord of the Rings #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien #Mod Rhen #source: Skyrim

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Merry: Are snails insects? Or are they something else, like a vegetable, or maybe a mineral?

Pippin: Well, they taste good, so they must be food.

Merry: I'm pretty sure "food" doesn't count as a species. I wish you'd think with your brain instead of your stomach.

#Merry #Pippin #incorrect Tolkien #incorrect LOTR quotes #source: Animal Crossing #Mod Rhen #this conversation happened between Lily and Punchy and Punchy's response immediately made me think of Pippin

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Gandalf: my memory is perfect. I have never forgotten anything in my life.

Pippin: you forgot me in the parking lot at Walmart yesterday.

Gandalf: no, that was on purpose. Try again.

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr #gandalf #pippin took #lord of the rings #mod erin

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omg this is so good!! ❤️

I know the dynamic betwewn Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli is iconic and amazing but I really wish we had more Aragorn, Frodo and Sam bonding? like it would be less hilarious but I just think Frodo and Sam being around Aragorn more would be so wholesome, somebody please write a fic

#icnlsnaiabwi i love them so much #reblogs #fic #mod erin

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Pippin: Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.

Gandalf: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.

#Pippin Gandalf #incorrect Tolkien #incorrect LOTR quotes #source: Captain America #Mod Rhen

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Pippin at Bilbo's party: This is fun on a bun!

Pippin: *spots a table of hot dogs with a sign that reads "fun on a bun"*

Pippin, destroying the sign: Shut up! I said it first!

#Pippin #incorrect LOTR quotes #incorrect Tolkien #source: Futurama #Mod Rhen

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Pippin: you mock my pain!

Gandalf: Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

#source: the princess bride #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr #pippin took #gandalf #mod erin #rewatched tbe princess bride remembered how iconic it is

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Merry: picking locks is my speciality.

Merry: *throws brick through window*

Merry: Ok, let’s go!

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr #merry brandybuck #lotr #mod erin #source: tumblr

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oh fuck I'm dumb and forgot to switch one of the names. I copy/pasted the quote because I'm lazy and paid the price.

enjoy these toads as compensation.

Merry: So you're saying Chase screwed up.

Pippin: Or Merry screwed up.

Merry: Big hand points to minutes. Maybe you got them mixed up.

Gandalf: Oh shit, Merry is playing the dozens. You're at a huge disadvantage here, Pippin. Take a couple minutes to think of a witty retort.

Pippin: Merry, yo momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

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Gandalf: just read an article about the dangers of longbottom leaf, and yknow it scared the shit out of me right so

Gandalf: *blows smoke ring* I’m probably never gonna fucking read again

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr #lotr #gandalf #source: vine #mod erin

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Merry: you know, the indigenous speicies in the Shire can be really aggressive actually, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Merry, with an airhorn at Old Man Willow: GET FUCKED

#incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr #merry brandybuck #old man willow #lotr #source: vine #mod erin

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I know the dynamic betwewn Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli is iconic and amazing but I really wish we had more Aragorn, Frodo and Sam bonding? like it would be less hilarious but I just think Frodo and Sam being around Aragorn more would be so wholesome, somebody please write a fic

#i shoukd do more aragorn frodo sam quotes but thinking about them makes me ;_; #not quotes #lotr #aragorn #frodo #sam #mod erin

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i know i would be reading thisss preciousss of a blog during classeses i don't have bc of lockdown, and i am ssso relieved i am shouting the incorrect tolkien quoteses to myssself preciousss and making gollum noiceses when my professorses cannot hearss me i know i would never help it, once i found thisss i am reading the postsess non stop and laughing genuinely, more than ever. thank you, this both is gold and glitterssss.

haha thank you :D

#don’t get possessed by gollum tho #i hear its not fun #asks #mod erin

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“I hope Bombur has a child so he keeps the line going” Does it make you happy to know that there’s that headcanon floating around about Bombur having like fourteen kids (pebbles?)

IS THERE? that does make me happy

#bombur is a king 😔 #asks #mod erin

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these are actually sending me

also bungo is bilbo’s father’s name so are bilbo and bombur somehow related? the anwer is yes

#i dont know if jirt would be proud or horrified by this #this has just turned into how many weird words can you make up that start with b. im accepting all of these as canon #the hobbit #bombur #mod erin