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Kirk, on Chekov's first day: YOU READY TO JOIN THIS SHIP, KID!?! Chekov: I'm ready! Kirk: READY TO DIE FOR THIS SHIP!?! Chekov: I'm re- wait like die-die?

#star trek #source: vine #kirk #chekov

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Bones: Well, it looks like the knife missed your kidney. Kirk: That's good. Bones: No, Jim, you have a knife in your abdomen. That's the opposite of good.

#star trek #source: red vs blue #kirk #bones #mckirk

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Paramount Pictures “Moving On” from STAR TREK 4, Announces New STAR TREK 5 Film Instead

https://blog.trekcore.com/2024/04/star-trek-4-cancelled-star-trek-5-announced/

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Kirk, gazing lovingly at Spock: He could kill me and I'd thank him... Bones, who's heard this for the 10,000th time: I would thank him too.

#star trek #source: tumblr #spirk #kirk #spock #bones

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kirk: as spock once said, 'get fucked!' spock: i have never said that

#star trek #kirk #spock #spirk #source: twitter

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Bones: Get over it. Spock: I am over it. Bones: I'm over you being over it!

#star trek #source: descendants 3 #spock #bones #spones

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Starfleet: Enterprise, please confirm your location, over. Kirk: This is the Captain. We are in space, over.

#star trek #source: twitter #kirk #admiral #best of

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Kirk: Are you checking out my ass? Spock: No. Kirk: Why aren't you?

#star trek #source: queer eye #kirk #spock #spirk

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Bones: If you walk out that door, then I'm gonna lose all respect for you. Spock: Good. Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

#star trek #source: regular show #bones #spock #spones

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Bones: Jim thinks giving me the silent treatment when he's mad is a punishment. Joke’s on him, it’s the best present he could ever give me.

#star trek #source: tiktok #kirk #bones #mckirk

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Spock: Captain. The door seems to have been locked from the outside. Bones: Oh god, are we trapped in one of those damned "can't leave until you have sex" rooms? Kirk, unbuckling his belt: Okay, no big deal then. Let's go. Uhura: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room. Kirk: Bones: Spock: Uhura: We're going to die in here.

#star trek #source: tumblr #mcspirk #kirk #spock #bones #uhura

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I’ve never seen Star Wars.

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kirk: can I ask you a personal question?

spock: No.

kirk: can I anyway?

spock: yes.

#star trek #source: doctor who #kirk #spock #spirk

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kirk, standing in total destruction and chaos: well at least these pants make my ass look good

#star trek #source: my texts #kirk

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kirk: bones, we'll be fine

bones: you're right. I worry too much sometimes. I always get haunted by this nightmare where klingons attack the ship. I become so stressed, I grind my own teeth.

bones: when I wake up in the morning, all my teeth are cracked up! I usually try to forget about it, thinking that it's just a dream or I'm being paranoid, but I was actually attacked by klingons before, six times.

#star trek #Source: Adventure Time #kirk #bones #mckirk

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Alien of the Week: You appear courageous but your vital signs betray a heightened state of anxiety.

Kirk: Or as I like to call it, Tuesday!

#star trek #source: doctor who #kirk #alien of the week