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woah its been a quick minute since i last posted

I just wanna say, im not dead! (woo)

I'm just very overworked atm, with the whole schools opening and exams, that my times been scarce. I don't really want to spend what little time i have trying to think of a cool, funny thing to post on tumblr. But also, my motivation and intrest in The Song of Achilles has been running pretty thin and now that ive branched off into new fandoms (Hunger games, Omori, bbc ghosts) I really have little to none intrest in tsoa anymore. Its a shame because i loved the book so much! I just dont really wanna spend all my time on it when its supposed to be something fun but then turns into a chore, ontop of my already pilling homework and revision, that i dread everyday.

Really, i don't find it fun anymore(i mean, its been 6 months since i first picked up the book! Im suprised its lasted this long tbhh).

Expect to see some Bbc Ghosts and Hunger games content, maybe, but yeah. Time isnt plentiful, stress levels are way too high atm and interest in Tsoa is zero to none.

Well, uhhhh, thats all i have to say! Sorry that this isnt the brightest news. I'll still be semi-active on other sites. For my mutuals, you can follow me there <33

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Not tsoa related but i just had to share this absolute banger <33

(Being a theatre kid and a polytheist is amazing rn)

Athena meets Odysseus in EPIC: The Musical (x)

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Iliad init 😰

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Patroclus, at Achilles' funeral: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Odysseus: Of course *leaves*

Patroclus, leaning over Achilles' coffin: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Achilles: Yeah no shit

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Odysseus: Hey, Patroclus, can you take out the trash?

Patroclus: I would, but you're already outside.

Odysseus: 🤨

Patroclus: *high fives Achilles*

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We stan badass Patroclus in this house

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Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest...

Achilles: is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please

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Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

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Odysseus: are you a cuddler?

Achilles: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-

Patroclus: yeah he's a cuddler.

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Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

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Patroclus: please promise me you won't die in battle. I'm scared.

Achilles: 🗡death?😂the only🔥things that are🏹dead💀are my core💪muscles💪because I'm always🕖on my😬GRIND💨🔥🤘Chiron 4:13🙏

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the song of achilles: basically

patroclus: oh no he's hot

achilles: omg mom you're embarrassing me get out of my room it isNT A PHASE

thetis: [homophobic hissing]

chiron: i ship it

odysseus: pff dude same

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Patroclus: you know, Penelope gives Odysseus flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too

Achilles: okay

*the next day*

Achilles: *gives Odysseus flowers*

Odysseus: ??????

Achilles: I don't know. I'm confused aswell

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Patroclus: hey what do you want for dinner tonight?

Achilles: your dick

Achilles: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks

Patroclus:

Patroclus:

Achilles:

Patroclus: Achilles this is a verbal conversation

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*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*

Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don't let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus

Patroclus: thaT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME-

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Omg i just relised we hit 200 followers and, uhhh, were currently at 260!! So heres a random art dump/shit post to celebrate a late 200/early 300! :D

Love all 260 of you patrochilles trash<33

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