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Five: Here, lets synchronize our watches
Luther: I don’t know how to do that
Diego: I don’t wear a watch
Klaus: Time is a social construct
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Luther: you were actually telling the truth.
Klaus: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
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But guys, look at this!!!!!!!!!
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“All this killing... I’m done with it.”
Does it say something about me that this scene is my favorite?
( ✨Anyways, my instagram is @ littlewheatart✨)
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Ben: I hate you
Klaus: I hate myself too
Ben:
Ben: Klaus, no-
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what are you going to tag season 2 spoilers as? i want to filter the tag until i watch it. love your blog by the way!!!!!
Just as #tua spoilers since my season one posts don’t really have any spoilers in them. Also, thank you so much! It’s nice to know that I’m making people happy :)
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[Klaus looking for young Dave™ in Dallas]
Klaus: have you seen this man?
Klaus: average height, brown hair, brown eyes
Klaus: clearly gay but he hasn’t realized it yet
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All future incorrect quotes relating to the plot of season two will be tagged as spoilers! I suggest reading the tags first if you haven’t seen/don’t want to spoil season two!
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Klaus: If you ever need me, I’m there for you 24/6
Diego: don’t you mean 24/7?
Klaus: no Saturday’s are my dates with destiny
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Diego: I’m a wanted man, Five.
Five: That’s impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.
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Klaus: Good morning, cruel world.
Five: Isn't it "good bye cruel world"?
Klaus: I mean, the world is cruel, but I'm still kicking!
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Five: Klaus what you need is a kids menu, a margarita, and to be left alone by ghosts
Klaus: *slightly tearing up* they grow up so fast Delores
Delores: ...
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Klaus: I may be dummy, but at least I'm also dummy thick! 
Ben: You're dummy thin.
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Klaus: I trusted you... and you... bed bath & betrayed me...
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Klaus: Why do you even drink coffee? Isn’t it disgusting?
Five: you’ve never even tried it before. Taste mine
Klaus: *coughing fit*
Klaus: it’s good
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Klaus: Hey, Patch! *gets down on one knee* Will you be my sister in law?
Patch: Did...did you just propose to me?
Diego: For me?!?!
Klaus: well, someone had to do it
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It’s official baby!!!!!!!!!!
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Diego: I’m not felling very well
Diego: I have this headache that comes and goes
Luther: *Walks into kitchen*
Diego: oh look there it is again
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