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Erwin: snow covers the ground and everyone goes sledding, and then Santa slides in on a Roto Razor
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Dann: it’s the day before Christmas and I’ve hidden all the eggs
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Seungyeop: I listen to contemporary Christian music what do you listen to?
Yejun: metal
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Taehwan: what time is it?
Hyesung: a quarter past
Taehwan: a quarter past what?
Hyesung: I don’t know I lost the little hand
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Ahxian: I wonder what their happiest point of their marriage was?
Gon: the day they met me
Taehwan: think again
Gon: the day after they met me
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Taedong: Officer Jaehan who was smitten by Sebin and Sebin who was smitten by Officer Jaehan who reminded him of his late husband who was smitten by a dumptruck
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Mill: and take off that dress
Wookjin: alright, but I’m warning you, I’m wearing nothing underneath
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Mill: the police are here alright what did you do Wookjin?
Wookjin: oh sure blame the guy in the dress
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Mill: what are you doing?
Wookjin: I’m in the bedroom wearing a blue dress
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Yoojung kissing Kyubin on the lips: say something quickly
Kyubin: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all
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Jet: *putting food out on the stove*
Tad: you just killed my fratata!
Jet: I put it out of it’s misery
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Shosei: we should all buy knockoff designer bags and fill them with bricks and when Kinjo walks by hit him with ‘em
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Jet: you lose votes every time you open your mouth
Poom: pray for laryngitis
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Keigo: so It’s time to talk about how to use these *pulls out a condom*
Sukai: oh god
Keigo: ..unroll it and you *blows it up* make a balloon animal
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Yanan: we’re supposed to be studying Romeo and Juliet
Shinwon: we’ll now we’re studying gonorrhea
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Hui: we need a distraction
Jinho: *picks up a rock* I love being a cheerleader
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Kino: where did you get all these rabbits?
Wooseok: well father rabbit picked up mother rabbit at a singles bar
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