Incorrect Wandavision Quotes
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Wanda: Hey Pietro...
Wanda: [takes a deep breath]
Wanda: I'm sorry for calling you an idiot.
Wanda: But when Billy asked how to spell "orange," you asked if he was talking about the fruit or the color.
Wanda: And you caught me out off guard.
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Agnes: If I'm going on a date I think regardless of gender, the other person should pay.
Agnes: This is rooted in the fact that I don’t want to pay.
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Tommy: I'm sorry, but it wasn't my fault.
Wanda: [raises an eyebrow, motions for him to go on]
Tommy: No one was enforcing discipline, so... not really my fault for not behaving!
Pietro and Billy: [nodding along as if this makes perfect sense]
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Wanda: You know the sound a fork makes in a garbage disposal?
Monica: [nods encouragingly]
Wanda: That is the sound my brain makes all the time.
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Hayward: You’re standing on thin ice.
Darcy: I’m standing on the floor.
Hayward: It’s an expression.
Darcy: It’s a carpet.
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Wanda: [holding up a wishbone] Does anybody want to split this?
Pietro: I will!
Agnes: Okay, you guys have to make a wish.
Wanda: Make a wish?
Agnes: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.
[Wanda and Pietro break it]
Agnes: [to Pietro] You got the bigger half! What did you wish for?
Pietro: ...the bigger half?
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Wanda: Everyone, Agnes is coming for Thanksgiving
Pietro: Really?
Billy: Yay, can’t wait!
Vision: you not remember what happened last time?
Tommy: I don’t even remember.
Vision: She exploded the turkey.
Wanda: ...and she said she’ll never do it again.
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You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.
Wanda Maximoff
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Agnes: [to Dottie] I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Wanda: [laughing maniacally]
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Monica: At some point I am going to say to you, "I have this really bad idea! You in?"
Monica: Just go with it.
Darcy: [shrugs, nods along]
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