Stella: Magic Winx! Myth- (Summons taquito in hand) huh-
Musa: (gasps) Is that where my taquito went?!?
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I'm curious, who do you ship Roxy with?
I see her as aroace so no one tbh
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In the future we’ll all be gay
Tecna
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I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess Applebees is my new problematic fav
Musa
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Darcy
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Just so you know, and I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you, Blue Raspberry Poptarts taste the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Musa
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Its a competition of fuckups and I'm HERE TO WIN
Stella
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Our friendship just got weirder. Brandon snapchated me the porn he was watching
Sky
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Valtor: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game.
Musa: [nods] Knife Monopoly.
Valtor: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
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I hate when Tecna says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...
Stella
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Bloom: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Stella: I already promised other people I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so.
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Bloom: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.
Flora: 13 year old me wouldn’t think I’d get this far.
Aisha: I would fight a 13 year old me.
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Flora: It could be a matter of life or death!
Musa: Those are two really different choices!
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Flora: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter "a".
Tecna: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Aisha: ...Fuck you.
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Aisha: Please, picking locks is my speciality.
Aisha: *Throws a brick through window*
Aisha: Okay, let’s go!
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Tecna: Have we learned a lesson from all this?
Stella: Look, I know you want to hear yes, but given my track record-
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I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!
Stella
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