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incorrect-witcher·2 days agoText

incorrect-witcher:

Player’s handbook: Downloaded

Character sheet: I don’t have a printer so I’ll need to draw it out by hand later

Dice: online will work

Group of people: ;-; Friends Don’t Exist

Also I have like no free time because of Essential Service but it would be fun

Anyway the character I was thinking of is a Tiefling wizard named Astil. Sure, an odd mix but basically she first came into contact with another young wizard as a kid and watched him practice. She decided then and there that she wanted to do that too and stuck to it all her life.

Biggest motivation is just to gain respect. She wants to make a name for herself, and by the gods she’s gonna.

Of course that’s all up to change based off of the DM’s thoughts (if I ever get that far with this obsession) but that’s her concept so far.

incorrect-witcher:

Does anyone following me know how to play D&D?

I recently started listening to a podcast called The Adventure Zone and idk I kinda want to play now?

Weird question for a quotes blog but eh oh well.

~Mod Madi

Kinda what I had in mind for her appearance. She wears the mask specifically because it makes her look cool.

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incorrect-witcher·2 days agoText

incorrect-witcher:

Does anyone following me know how to play D&D?

I recently started listening to a podcast called The Adventure Zone and idk I kinda want to play now?

Weird question for a quotes blog but eh oh well.

~Mod Madi

Player’s handbook: Downloaded

Character sheet: I don’t have a printer so I’ll need to draw it out by hand later

Dice: online will work

Group of people: ;-; Friends Don’t Exist

Also I have like no free time because of Essential Service but it would be fun

Anyway the character I was thinking of is a Tiefling wizard named Astil. Sure, an odd mix but basically she first came into contact with another young wizard as a kid and watched him practice. She decided then and there that she wanted to do that too and stuck to it all her life.

Biggest motivation is just to gain respect. She wants to make a name for herself, and by the gods she’s gonna.

Of course that’s all up to change based off of the DM’s thoughts (if I ever get that far with this obsession) but that’s her concept so far.

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incorrect-witcher·2 days agoAnswer
You can get salmonella from the raw egg and flour. But if you just prebake the flower before putting it in the dough and dont use eggs you can eat cookie dough all you like! ^-^

Duely noted! Thanks for the info, I will definitely be using that to my advantage at some point

~Mod madi

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incorrect-witcher·3 days agoText

Lambert: Hey, let’s do “Get Help.”

Geralt: What?

Lambert: “Get Help.“

Geralt: No.

Lambert: Come on, you love it.

Geralt: I hate it.

Lambert: It’s great. It works every time.

Geralt: It’s humiliating.

Lambert: Do you have a better plan?

Geralt: …. No.

Lambert: We’re doing it.

Geralt: We are not doing "Get Help.”


Later…


Lambert: Get help! Please! My brother, he’s dying!

*small group of Nilfgaard soldiers look on in confusion, raising their swords*

Lambert: *picks up Geralt and flings him at the guards*

Lambert: Classic

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incorrect-witcher·3 days agoAnswer
No real idea here but I once had a debate with my friend about "Hmm." She complained that I always said "Hmm" and that this wasn't a real answer. My dad and I have entire conversations in "Hmm". There's hmm and hm. and mh and mhh, also Hmpf, hm? Idk maybe you have an idea what do with that. If not, then no problem. I love your blog 😊

I have no idea what to do with this but this does sound like something Jaskier and Ciri would debate. Geralt’s in the background being too tires to deal with it.

Jaskier turns to Geralt at some point and asks “And what is your input on all this?”

All he gets back is a “Hm” but Jaskier then turns to Ciri and says “See? Exactly!”

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incorrect-witcher·3 days agoText

Submissions Are Open

Got a quote from a show you want to see used in the context of The Witcher? Friends or Family said something absolutley hilarious that sounds like something Geralt or Jaskier may say? Feel free to submit it to this blog, I will 100% post it within a few days!

I’m saying this both because I would love to interact with my followers more, and because I’m honestly having a hard time finding material to use as quotes so please help me out if you can!

~Mod Madi

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incorrect-witcher·5 days agoText

Okay so apparently I missed not only my 500 follower mark but ALSO my 1000 follower mark??

Aaaahh!

Okay well thank you all for following me, I’m so happy y'all are interested in dumb quotes for an even dumber family consisting of a twink bard, emotionally constipated witcher, bitch yennefer, and the only smart person in existence!

Thank yall!

/Mod Madi

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