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Saga Pride (Franchouchou Inc.)
Franchouchou girls are gay. Lily said shut the fuck up terfs. Kotaro said Trans Rights. Sorry we don't make the rules. Submission opens!
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Kotaro: "I keep a picture of Franchouchou in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture."
Sakura: "Awwww-"
Kotaro: "And I tell myself 'If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything.'"
Sakura: "Oh."
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#sakura minamoto#kotaro tatsumi#franchouchou
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Sakura: "Darling. Sweetie. Love of my life!"
Saki: "You're mad at me, aren't you?"
Sakura: "Absolutely livid!"
#Sakura strikes me as that “im fine” type of girlfriend#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#sakura minamoto#sakusaki#sakira#sakisaku
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Sakura: "Kotaro! It's Saki. Something's wrong with her. She didn't even feel better after a 'We Stay Silly'"
Kotaro: "What about a 'It Is What It Is?' Did you try that?"
Ai: "Ineffective. We even launched an 'Fuck it, We Ball,' but nothing seems to be working"
Kotaro: "My god... It's worse than we thought"
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#ai mizuno#sakura minamoto#kotaro tatsumi
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Tae: "ArraauuuAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" (But will the horrors survive me!?)
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Lmao
Saki: "What are you doing?"
Ai, looking at Junko: "I'm flirting. We'll stare at each other from a distance and never make a move or talk to each other."
Saki: "..."
Saki: "Lesbians..."
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Junko, opening a Capri Sun: "Guess I'll drink my sorrows away..."
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Saki: "What are you doing?"
Ai, looking at Junko: "I'm flirting. We'll stare at each other from a distance and never make a move or talk to each other."
Saki: "..."
Saki: "Lesbians..."
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#ai mizuno#saki nikaido#junko konno#junko x ai#junai#junkai
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Yugiri: "Having my attention? A privilege."
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Saki, covered in scratches: "I'm still the toughest bitch there is, you know."
Lily, doubtfully: "Sure, Saki."
Saki: "I did eventually get the spider out of the house."
Lily: "It’s just that there was so much screaming."
#I like to imagine that they're all basic bitches when it comes to scary animals like spiders and snakes#Except for Junko of course#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#lily hoshikawa
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Kotaro: "If I died-"
Sakura: "Death will not get you out of this relationship, clearly."
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#sakura minamoto#kotaro tatsumi#kotasaku#kotaro x sakura
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Kotaro: "Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness!"
Kotaro: "Do 15 pushups instead of 10! Run 3 miles instead of 2! Eat the whole cake instead of a slice! Burn your ex's house down! I believe in you!"
Junko: "I-I'm receiving mixed messages?"
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Ai: "You know archaic Latin?"
Yugiri: "I got bored with classical Latin."
Lily: "You know normal Latin?"
Yugiri: "Yes, someone from my knitting club taught me."
Saki: "YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?"
Yugiri: "You don't know everything about me. Now would you all prefer a sweater or a scarf?"
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#ai mizuno#lily hoshiwaka#yugiri
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Saki, about Sakura: "Number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny."
Saki: "Number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell."
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#sakura minamoto#sakisaku#sakusaki#sakira#saki x sakura
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Ai about Kotaro: "I want that twink obliterated."
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Yugiri: "Don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this"
Sakura: "Don’t you mean tricks?"
Lily: "No, she doesn’t."
Yugiri, taking a dagger out of her sleeve: "No, I do not."
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#sakura minamoto#lily hoshiwaka#yugiri
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Kotaro: "Hey do you have any shaving cream?"
Tae: "Gea he ahg haeg." (No, I don't like the way it tastes.)
Kotaro: "Wait, you eat shaving cream?"
Tae: "Dragh aegh erj guag." (No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?)
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Franchouchou affirmations
Sakura: "You are not a burden."
Saki: "Do arson."
Ai: "It's ok to ask for help."
Junko: "Your feelings matter."
Yugiri: "Nice cock."
Lily: "You are worthy of love."
Tae: "Raugh auh igh." (Murder is ok.)
#zls#zombie land saga#zombieland saga#revenge#zlsr#incorrect quotes#saki nikaido#ai mizuno#sakura minamoto#junko konno#yugiri#lily hoshikawa#tae yamada
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