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Reginald: *knows that the apocalypse is going to happen soon and that the Academy is too emotionally stunted to properly fix it*

Also Reginald:

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my hero academia is x-men for weebs. the umbrella academy is x-men for emos.

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Klaus: I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty seven.

#mod b

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Five: you spend all your time watching anime

Diego: you learn valuable life lessons from anime

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Klaus: a theif

Five: thief?

Klaus: theif.

Five: i before e

Five: except after c

Klaus: thceif

Five: nO

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Allison: Murder is never the answer!

Klaus: Of course, murder is a question.

Five: And the answer is Y e s.

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Luther: do you always have to attack me with words?

Diego: I can use a brick if that’s more preferable?

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diego: can you please open the spaghetti sauce

klaus: yeah

klaus: *smashes the jar on the counter and dumps it into the saucepan*

diego: theres glass in it…

klaus: adds to the texture

diego:

klaus: cronch cronch cronch

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Five: drinking away his problems: I'm sad

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Klaus: wow that's really gay

Diego: you know you're looking in a mirror, right?

Klaus: yes, I know

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Who is this???

Wrong answers only

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Five(about Ben): What’s he doing right now?

Klaus: Dancing and singing Rasputin

Five: Good song

Klaus: Not for the sixteenth time in a row, and especially not when he changed the lyrics to ‘ra ra Rasputin, Russia’s smallest uwu bean.’

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Vanya, internally after meeting Leonard: Panic! In front of the cute boy

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Diego, after one coffee: I am Beautiful and Fast

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Allison: Some may call this junk. Me? I call this Luther

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Pogo: They were not, as the kids say, Awake

Vanya: Don’t you mean woke?

Pogo: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent

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Luther: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Klaus: I’ve been zoned out for the last two hours

Five: I got distracted halfway through

Diego: I made the active decision to ignore you

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