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Embarrassing things I think bungo stray dogs did st one point: a list

Kenji - when he moved into the city he didn’t understand the concept of makeup so one day, out with kunikida or smth idk he sees a lady with a bunch of make up on and says to her “m’am someone drew on you.” Or “ m’am there is some weird stuff on your face”

Ranpo - He HATES shots, make him get the covid vacc and he’s in the corner, biting the hands of doctors, they eventually tie him to the table

Poe - he had a really bad emo phase that he never really got over, one time in like highschool he brought a lighter and a bong and proceeded to hotbox the bathroom so bad that the school had to go into a fire drill

Mori - he had a catboy phase and he unironically identified as a cat

Dazai - role playing phase on roblox, got rlly into it

Chuuya - accidentally lead a guy on because the guy thought he was a girl and then chuuya shatters him mentally after making a comment on his very manly and very cool hat that only real men wear.

Tachihara - he was that guy

Tanizaki - what ever he puts up with from naomi

Naomi - unironic Alabama

Q - was that one kid who said that they were edgy

Kunikida - he was hitting on a guy and like his vibes are so off the guy didn’t realize it until their one year anniversary

Katai - was hit on for a year by a guy and didn’t realize it for that whole year

Fukuzawa - had to explain to a police officer that he illegally imported catnip from china and that’s why his address is registered wrong in all of his mailing websites

Fyodor - was that one guy in college who got his underwear lost in a strange place for no apparent reason, he had duckie underwear that day

Mark - he airdropped a naughty in the middle of class and it was shown as “Huckle suckle wants to share this image with you.”

Love craft - ate a ciggie because he thought thats how they worked,

Steinbeck - witnessed that horror

Lucy - she ranted to her therapist about a guy and then proceeded to come out as a lesbian five minutes afterwords,

Louisia or whatever - thought Wendys worked at wendya

Fitz - doesn’t know how to work a toaster

Ivan - taped pictures of his bullies on his wall and proceeded to stab the eyes out, his mom walked in later on... yikesss

Akutagawa- he, in canon, called himself diablo

Atsushi - confused a lesbian and isn’t even interested. Also he was framed for tax fraud by dazai and was arrested in the middle of a denny’s.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd

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Cops

Kunikida, waking up Kenji: Do you remember what happened last night?

Kenji, shaking head: no why?

Kunikida, pulling back a curtain: look.

Kenji: Woah, look at all the cops!

#bungou stray dogs #kenji supremacy

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haha furry

Ranpo: lol furry

Atsushi, crying: please stop.

Dazai: hahaha furry.

Atsushi, wailing: AAAAAAAAAA

#bungou stray dogs #atsushi is technically a furry but at the same time not really?

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Flower fields

Isshiki: tehee, I love frollicking in flower fields naked.

Soma: You like-… what?

Megumi: *shaken to the core*

#food wars #Isshiki please put some clothes on

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Boxing

Sebastian *aggressively grabs Grell*

Grell: oh?, what’s this? Flirting??

Sebastian: no, it’s called boxing.

Grell: *gets thrown across the room*

#black butler #grell is awesome fight me

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BURGER

Tsukishima: favorite place to eat.

Hinata: CAN I GET UUUUHHHH-

Kageyama: B U R G E R

Tsukishima, quaking in fear: wh-

Kageyama, very loudly: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC.

#starbucks #haikyuu!!

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Spill

Finny: Spill the tea.

Meyrin: *breaks kettle*

Ciel: m-my china...

#mY cHiNa #black butler #ciel phantomhive #Mey rin omg stop breaking things

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Syrup

Otabek: You are motorcycle.

Yurio: elaborate.

Otabek: make me smile.

Yuri: why can’t we be like that?

Viktor: you are syrup.

Yuri: what?

Viktor, smiling into the camera: thick.

#yuri on ice #viktor x yuuri

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Ymir omg

Historia: I HATE YOU! Ymir: Ahaha, you don’t be saying that when- *gets punched in the face*

Jean, who punched Ymir: OH MY GOD SHUT UP, I WANNA GO HOME.

#attack on titan #ymir x historia

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Just Stop

Akaashi: STOP!

Bokuto:

Kuroo:

Obama:

Kenma: *with knife in hand*... okay.

#haikyuu!! #kenma is insane #kenma is awesome

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Hisoka chill

Gon: *punches*

Hisoka: kinda enjoyed that.

Killua: I-

Gon: *kickstomps hisoka into curb*

Hisoka: *dies*

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Nya~

Viktor: Know like *cat poses*

Yurio: What? Viktor: Like nya~

Yurio: Stop it.

#yuri on ice #viktor is an icon

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Kurapika

Chrollo: Lol loser

Kurapika: No <3

Chrollo: Ok understandable have a nice day.

#chrolloandkurapikaisamood #thefactthatkurapikawoulddothis

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City of Love

Chuuya: Ah paris, the city of love.

Dazai: what if we change that, *pulls out gun*

Chuuya, grabbing the gun: No.

#chuuyalikeparisfightme #he literally drinks fine wine #he is from paris headcannon #BungouStrayDogs

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Chess

[Poe and Karl playing chess]

Poe: *Smart kid who doesn’t understand how he’s losing to Karl*

Karl, who’s been eating the pieces when Poe wasn’t looking: *sweats nervously*

#bungoustraydogs #chess #KARL OUR GOD #karlcult

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Never Have I Ever

*Everyone playing never have I ever*

Sebastian, starting: Never have I ever got married in a 7/11.

Claude: I don’t think anyone here-

Grell: YOU SAID NO TARGETING!

Undertaker, sipping tea: oop spilled.

Will, hiding the ring on their finger: ahahaha.

#blackbutler #yousaidNOTARGETING

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Mean Girls

Atsushi, at a Port Mafia meeting, sobbing: I just want everyone to be happy and eat a cake full of rainbows and smiles.

Chuuya, from the back of the meeting: He doesn’t even work here!

#hedoesn'tevenworkhere #bungou stray dogs