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ᴇᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴜx + ᴛᴇxᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ❶ ❷ ❸

#reblog #not incorrect quotes

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Elliot: The sexual tension between us makes things so awkward. She's my partner. It's completely inappropriate.

Fin: And you have a wife.

Elliot: That too.

#this has been altered a bit obviously but I couldn’t help it #source: overheadnewyork #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #incorrect law and order #law and order svu #law and order special victims unit #elliot stabler #fin tutuola #elliot x olivia #bensler

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Olivia: Ugh, I’m just so ready for a mental breakdown but I don't have the time.

#source: overheardnewyork #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #incorrect law and order #law and order svu #law and order special victims unit #olivia benson

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Noah: I need to grow my Instagram.

Elliot: Jesus only started with 12 followers. Have faith.

#mod coffee #source: overheardla #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #incorrect law and order #law and order svu #law and order special victims unit #noah porter benson #elliot stabler

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Do you know this Jewish character?

#john munch #reblog #not incorrect quotes

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#not incorrect quotes #reblog

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#not incorrect quotes #reblog

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Elliot: You don't use sunscreen. That's bad for you.

Olivia: Shut the fuck up. You don’t ever wear condoms.

#i had to okay #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #law and order svu #elliot stabler #olivia benson #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Elliot: Ghosting is my love language

#I couldn’t help myself #source: overheardla #incorrect law and order #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #law and order svu #law and order organized crime #elliot stabler #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Olivia, about Elliot: Ugh, he’s ghosting me again. What do I do?

Amanda: Bitch, I don't know. Get a Ouija board.

#source: overheardla #incorrect law and order #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #law and order svu #olivia benson #amanda rollins #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Muncy: He was too old for me

Churlish: How old?

Muncy: I think Gen X? He always sends 3 emojis in a row

#source: overheard new york #incorrect law and order #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #law and order svu #grace muncy #tonie churlish

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Elliot, about Olivia: Is she seeing anyone?

Fin: Like a therapist or a guy?

#source: overheard new york #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #law and order svu #elliot stabler #fin tutuola #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Elliot to Olivia: My therapist told me I have to read a book called ‘Codependent No More.’ Will you go with me to buy it at the bookstore?

#mod coffee #source: overheardla #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #law and order svu #law and order organized crime #elliot stabler #olivia benson #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Amanda: I have to ask you a personal question, or can you only deal with real conversations after a glass of wine?

Olivia: No, I need wine.

Amanda: Okay, let’s have drinks next week.

#mod coffee #source: overheardla #incorrect law and order #incorrect quotes #incorrect svu #law and order svu #olivia benson #amanda rollins

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Amanda: What about that girl you were seeing?

Carisi: Are you kidding, I can’t date someone who cooks with canola oil.

#mod coffee #source: overheardla #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #law and order svu #amanda rollins #sonny carisi #rollisi #rollins x carisi #carisi x rollins

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Olivia: Elliot’s in love with Detective Benson. He's fought with her, worked with her, and loved her. But ten years from now, Detective Benson will have ceased to exist. And what's left will be - what?

#source: all about eve #i am so sorry for the pain i have caused #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #incorrect svu #law and order svu #olivia benson #bensler #elliot x olivia

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Elliot: How pathetic...

Jet: Rude!

Elliot: I was referring to myself.

#source: write it motherfuckers #incorrect quotes #incorrect law and order #law and order organized crime #elliot stabler #jet slootmaekers