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Glendale: You can look at a problem and you can either go, “oh, this is a problem.” Or, you can-- kaboom!-- blow it up and turn it into something great. You literally kaboom the problem!

#submission #submitter: mental-train-wreck #glendale

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Posting about this forever & ever & ever, until I have enough money to stay alive,

CHILD ABUSE & NEGLECT UNDER THE CUT,

I am & HAVE BEEN actively getting starved & neglected at home for years & it's only been getting worse in the recent months;; any & all available food is labeled for specifically me not to take, I've lost over 20kg over the past year SIMPLY by being starved by my mother who doesn't allow me to eat anything we have available.

I'm pleading for you to donate & / or spread this around as much as possible so I can eat.

#not a quote #I know you guys are here for the funny centaurs but if anyone has it in them to support a dear friend of mine. it would be very appreciated

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Hello and welcome to art commissions by @theflannelwizard aka Calvin aka me!!!

All prices are in USD!

I accept payment primarily through Venmo (@flannelwizard) but if you don’t have that option I can discuss other methods!

I have a few different styles and shading techniques. If you want one in particular, I take requests, or I can pick what feels right for the piece!

My job pays less than a minimum wage and I’m saving up for top surgery, so any and all comms will be GREATLY appreciated! Same goes for boosting this post!

If you’re not sure whether I’ll draw something, just ask!! I try to be flexible :)

Thanks for considering me!

#usually I would keep this blog strictly to quotes #but hi!! i have comms open on main!! and I would love to draw centaurs or anything else for y’all!! #not a quote

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Mouthpiece: Oh my goose! The herd! You're all so much bigger than your action figures! Except for you, Ched, you're about the same.

#submission #mouthpiece #ched #centaurworld #centaurworld s2 #incorrect centaurworld #queue! #source: kung fu panda

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Rider: When I said to bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a seashell or something.

Glendale, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that.

#submission #rider #glendale #i love this friendship #source: tumblr #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Horse: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Durpleton: Do my parents count?

Horse: Sure.

Durpleton: Then no.

#submission #horse #durpleton #source: ??? #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Wammawink, ordering a drink: I'd like something strong and fruity.

Horse, sitting at the end of the bar: [perks up like someone's talking about her]

#submission #source: dungeons and dragons #wammawink #horse #wammahorse #cw: alcohol #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Ayo 😋

Hello, tumblr user glendale77. You didn't give me a lot to respond to here so I'm gonna give you a fun fact: it's been scientifically proven that pigs dream! They also are willing and able to digest just about anything, including plastic, human bones, and other pigs!

#lmk if this needs to be tagged #not a quote #glendale77

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Horse: wait, you had a wife?!

Elk: I did, but he took her in the divorce

#submission #horse #elktaur #source: hlvrai #centaurworld s2 #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld #queue!

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Horse: Something's out there? Just in case. Machete. I'm gonna fuck something up.

#submission #horse #source: ghost adventures #queue! #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld

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Stabby: I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick. Horse: Alright, alright. Zulius, walking away: Demanding little guy, isn't he?

#submission #stabby #horse #zulius #source: ghost adventures #queue! #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld

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Horse: On the way back, did you feel like someone was watching us?

Durpleton: Yeah. You.

Horse: …No.

Durpleton: Other than you?

Horse: Yes!

Durpleton: Oh. Uh… I guess?

#submission #horse #durpleton #source: roleslaying with roman #queue! #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld

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Zulius: I’m glad you could all make it. We need to discuss finances today.

Ched, looking around the meeting room: It’s… just me?

Zulius: I know. You owe me twenty bucks.

#submission #zulius #ched #source: thomas sanders #queue! #centaurworld #centaurworld s2

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Wammawink: I wish I could do the alien symbiote thing with you.

Horse: ???

Wammawink: I could fuse into your body, see everything you see, do everything with you…

Wammawink: Meet everyone who’s ever been mean to you…

Wammawink: And eat them.

Horse: Please do not.

#submission #source: foxes in love #wammawink #horse #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Glendale: It’s not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

#submission #glendale #source: tumblr #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Wammawink: It appears you have mistaken my dislike of causing harm as an inability to do so.

#submission #wammawink #queue! #source: ??? #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld

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Zulius: The herd is made up of seven emos who learned how to love…

Zulius, pointing back at Durpleton: And one non-emo who learned how to hate.

Durpleton, half-listening: Wuh…?

#submission #source: bears in trees #zulius #durpleton #queue! #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld