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Bart: (freaking out) We should get you to the doctor for a check up immediately! What if it happens again and I don't know how to help you?! What if it's congenital?! Oh, my god! Was it me?! (sobbing) Did I hurt you?!

Carol: (breathing heavily and covering herself with a blanket) ...

Carol: (smiles) You realize any other person who made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel proud of themselves, right?

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #impulse #bart allen #carol bucklen #carol x bart #bart x carol #source: unknown

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Incorrect Manga Quote 30

Boa Hancock: You know, fear is a useful survival response, Nami. Like. Right.

Nami: (gets knocked down and pinned beneath Hancock's foot)

Boa Hancock: NOW. CAN YOU FEEL IT...?

Boa Hancock: (gets a call on the transponder snail) Oh, hello?

Nami: (crawls away and hides behind Usopp) Does she scare you just a tiny bit?

Usopp: Who? Her? Yes.

#incorrect comic book quotes #incorrect manga quotes #one piece #boa hancock #nami #usopp #source: birdgirl #maccus normann

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Robin: (drawing up a plan on a whiteboard) Okay, so what we're gonna do is-

Wonder Girl: Wait, why'd you draw yourself like that?

Robin: Huh? Like what?

Wonder Girl: Like, with gorgeous muscular legs.

Robin: Uh, this is what I look like.

Wonder Girl: ...

Robin: This is what I look like!

Wonder Girl: Fine. Then I want big beefy arms! Hot ones!

Impulse: Oh! And I want a cowboy hat!

Robin: (drawing) Okay. Arms and... hat.

Superboy: Oh, I want a cowboy hat, too!

Robin: You can't just copy Bart's hat idea, Conner. He came up with it all on his own like a good boy.

Superboy: But I wanna look cool, too!

Arrowette: Draw Conner on one of those baby tricycles!

Superboy: No!

Robin: (drawing) Okay, baby tricycle. Greta, you want anything?

Secret: (makes finger gun) Pew pew!

Robin: A blaster? No, that's not really our style, Miss Thing.

Secret: ... (makes finger gun again) Pew pew!

Robin: (sigh) Fine. But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #robin #tim drake #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #impulse #bart allen #superboy #conner kent #arrowette #cissie king jones #secret dc #greta hayes #source: jellystone

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(After Impulse finished a fight with Griffin Grey)

Inertia: What the heck was that?!

Impulse: (tired) Huh? Oh, hi, Thad.

Inertia: Don't "Oh, hi, Thad" me! What's the big idea letting that guy pick on you?! That's my job!

Impulse: Wait, what?

Inertia: Don't try to deny it! I saw the whole thing!

Impulse: Wait, Thad, you've got it all wrong! I was just-!

Inertia: (crying) So, do you hate him more than me?!

Impulse: What?! No! Thad, you're the worst! I disliked you the moment I first laid eyes on you!

Inertia: (flustered) Awwww, gee!

#incorrect comic book quotes #impulse #bart allen #griffin grey #inertia #thaddeus thawne #source: mickey mouse

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Impulse: (in a tussle with Inertia)

Robin: (struggling to aim a batarang)

Secret: What're you waiting for?! Take the shot!

Robin: I can't! I can't risk hurting my best friend!

Superboy: Dude! I thought I was your best friend!

Robin: Right, sorry! I mean, my second best friend!

Wonder Girl: I thought I was your second best friend!

Robin: No, you're my best friend on the girl list!

Wonder Girl: You can't have a separate list for girls!

Robin: Well, I do! It's pink and the "I"s are dotted with puffy hearts!

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #impulse #bart allen #inertia #thaddeus thawne #robin #tim drake #secret dc #greta hayes #superboy #conner kent #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #source: back at the barnyard

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(Impulse fighting Barry's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, so what's your gimmick?

Golden Glider: "Gimmick?"

Impulse: Yeah, like what're your guys' thing?

Golden Glider: Well, I guess I'd say I'm the pretty one.

Impulse: Eh, six out of ten.

Golden Glider: You sassy bitch.

Impulse: (looks at Mirror Master) That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.

Mirror Master: I can travel through reflective surfaces!

Impulse: Spectacular. (looks at Heat Wave) And that no doubt makes you the big, tough, stupid one.

Heat Wave: You take that back, or I'll kill you!

Impulse: Alright, fine! You're not tough!

Heat Wave: That's better...! HEY!

(Impulse fighting Wally's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, I think I've got this one down; (looks at Magenta) Pretty one. (looks at Girder) Stupid one. (looks at Murmur) One with weird power.

Girder: Oi! I appreciate that! Though, I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Magenta: And my power is not that weird!

Murmur: (muffled disagreement)

Impulse: ... okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #impulse #bart allen #barry allen #flash #wally west #rouges #golden glider #lisa snart #mirror master #sam scudder #heat wave #mick rory #magenta #frances kane #tony woodward #murmur #michael christian amar #source: dragon ball z abridged

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Incorrect Manga Quote 29

(Quirkless Deku AU)

Kirishima: So if I understand what you're saying, Midoriya, you have a file on how to take down each member of Class 1-A? I thought we were all friends!

Midoriya: I'm sorry, Kirishima, but in a world where people have quirks that can control your mind, it's a necessary evil.

Bakugou: Well, for the sake of transparency, you better tell us these plans! Otherwise how can we trust a quirkless deku like you?!

Asui: Ribbit, yeah, it's only fair.

Midoriya: Fine. But please understand that these were always meant to be used as a last resort. Kacchan, for you, I have invented a special spray that would clog all of your pores to prevent you from excreting your explosive sweat. And if all else fails, it would ignite it under your skin.

Bakugou: You shitty nerd!

Midoriya: For you, Tsu, I would trap you inside a super-cooled room, forcing you into eternal hybernation.

Asui: Ribbit, so cruel!

Midoriya: For you, Ida, I had to dig a little deep into your personal life. I would convince you that your brother was in danger using a model decoy. And when you went to check on him, you'd be too distracted to notice my trap.

Ida: My god!

Midoriya: For you see, I would be hiding behind a boulder holding a rope. And on the other end of the rope would be an anvil hanging directly above you.

Ida: What?

Midoriya: I would then let go of the rope, dropping the anvil, and knocking you out. As for Kirishima-

Ida: Wait, wait, wait, wait! That was just a Road Runner sketch!

Kirishima: Oh, my god! That totally was!

Midoriya: What? No, what? I don't - what're you talking about?

Ida: The anvil. And the boulder with the rope. That's- that's literally just a Road Runner bit! That's a cartoon trap! That's how you're going to stop me?

Bakugou: Yeah! Like, not that it's a competition or anything, but you were gonna clog my pores and then blow me up, but with him you were just gonna fucking go all Wile E. Coyote?!

Midoriya: No! No. Look, I don't know what you're all talking about. I came up with this idea completely on my own. I even ran simulations on this-

Kirishima: What simulations? Looney Tunes?

Midoriya: Y'know what? It's fine! I have more than one plan for each of you! For instance, you may be fast, Ida, but what if I told you I know a way to catch up with you? A way to be just as fast as you are-

Ida: Is it tying yourself to a giant rocket?

Midoriya: ... it would still totally work-

Ida: What are you talking about?!

Asui: Oh, my god!

Kirishima: These are literally just Road Runner sketches you're using!

Midoriya: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know what a road runner is.

Ida: Midoriya, you can just admit you ran out of ideas-

Midoriya: DEKU NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS! You guys have all your quirks with their cool powers! All I have is my mind! I've gotta be good at something! I've gotta be good at this!

Bakugou: Shit, sorry, Deku. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Ida: Y-yeah, I'm sorry, Midoriya, I - uh -give it one more try! I'm sure you can come up with something good!

Midoriya: O-okay, yeah, just one more. Ahem. I know everything about you, Ida! Your dreams, your hopes, your aspirations... and your fears. The fear of losing your brother! The fear of not being fast enough to help those when they need it most!

Ida: Oh, god...

Midoriya: I would paint a tunnel on the side of a cliff-

Ida: Oh, my god.

Midoriya: -because you would run into the tunnel, thinking it was a real tunnel-

Kirishima: You're not making any sense!

Midoriya: -and it would hurt really bad and you'd fall down unconscious!

Ida: Well, what if I ran into the tunnel, and it became an actual tunnel, but when you tried to follow me it turned back into a cliff?

Midoriya: ... the simulations did warn me of that-

Bakugou: THIS IS JUST LOONEY TUNES! THIS IS JUST WILE E. COYOTE!

#incorrect manga quotes #my hero acedamia #quirkless au #izuku midoriya #kirishima eijirou #bakugou katsuki #iida tenya #asui tsuyu #source: solid jj

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Michael Carter: (cowering in the Bug while Blue Beetle fights the Madniks) What am I gonna do? What would Superman do? What would Booster Gold do? Wait a minute! I am Booster Gold! (changes into costume)

Booster Gold: (puts on jetpack) Yes! I'm going to be the hero of this comic! Booster Gold to the rescue-!

(The jetpack explodes)

Booster Gold: (woozily puts on another jetpack) BoOSteR gOLd tO ThE rEScue-!

(The second jetpack explodes)

Booster Gold: (seriously injured, puts on third jetpack) Booster... Gold-

(The third jetpack explodes)

Booster Gold: (annoyed, glares at the fourth jetpack) ... Booster.

(The fourth jetpack explodes)

Booster Gold: (finally flies out of the Bug) AH-HAH! It's You-Know-Who to the rescue! (to the audience) It helps if you don't say the name.

#incorrect comic book quotes #justice league international #blue beetle #ted kord #michael carter #booster gold #the madniks #source: looney tunes back in action

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Mercury Falling Alternate Ending

Inertia: I am Thaddeus Thawne! Your evil clone from the future! Now, I shall steal your identity and prove to be superior to you in every way!

Impulse: ... (thinking) This mustn't register on an emotional level. First, discombobulate. (ear-claps Inertia) Dazed, discombobulate. (ear-claps Inertia) Distract target. (points at Dox) Discombobulate. (ear-claps Inertia) Block his blind jab.

Inertia: (punches at Impulse)

Impulse: (blocks the punch) Discombobulate. (ear-claps Inertia) He'll attempt wild haymaker.

Inertia: (attempts wild haymaker)

Impulse: ... discombobulate. (ear-claps Inertia) In summary; discombobulate.

Inertia: (laying on the floor)

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #impulse #bart allen #inertia #thaddeus thawne #source: meme

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Jason & Artemis: (audibly screaming from another room)

Tim: Oh, my god! That's Jason and Artemis!

Cassie: They're gonna kill each other! DON'T BLEED ON MY MOM'S COUCH!

Jason & Artemis: (watching a boxing match on TV and cheering)

Tim & Cassie: (run inside)

Jason: Oh, hey! You're back!

Tim: Whoa... we thought you guys were fighting.

Artemis: Fighting? Us?

Jason: Why would we be fighting?

Cassie: Well, you're both anti-social misfits filled with anger and rage.

#incorrect comic book quotes #batfam #wonderfam #jason todd #artemis bana mighdall #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #source: sam and cat

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Impulse: (walks in with a mason jar of lemonade) Hey, Tim! Check it out; a booth at the Keystone City Carnival is selling lemonade! And you get to keep the jar! Pretty cool, huh?

Robin: Yes... very cool. Will you excuse me for a minute?

Impulse: Yeah, sure.

(Two minutes later...)

Robin: (speaking to Superboy, Wonder Girl, and Arrowette) Guys! Guys! Bart just walked in with a mason jar of lemonade!

Wonder Girl: You called us in here to tell us that?

Robin: No, Cassie, I called you in here to change your lives. For, you see, a mere five minutes before that, Greta introduced me to her new pet goldfish. Who lives inside... (motions out the window)

Impulse & Greta: (checking out each other's lemonade and goldfish)

Superboy: (gasp) An identical mason jar!

Wonder Girl: Oh, this isn't gonna end well!

Robin: Now, there are two possible outcomes, and we're gonna take bets on which one happens first; will Greta put fish food in Bart's lemonade, or will Bart drink Greta's fish water? Now, you would think putting fish food in lemonade would-

Arrowette: (looking out the window) Greta just drank her own fish.

Greta: (swallows the fish)

Robin: What?! Noooooo!

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #superboy #conner kent #arrowette #cissie king jones #greta hayes #secret dc #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Incorrect Manga Quote 28

Deku: Hey, Uraraka-san, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Uravity: Oh, I... I have strict parents. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Deku: //// Because you have strict parents. ////

Uravity: ///////////

#incorrect manga quotes #my hero acedamia #dekuravity #izuku midoriya #ochako uraraka #source: unknown

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Max Mercury: Let's try this. (hands Impulse a stress toy) This is a stress toy. Any time you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze.

Impulse: (looks Max dead in the eyes as he squeezes the stress toy until it pops)

Max Mercury: (disturbed) ...

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #max mercury #impulse #bart allen #source: owl house

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Impulse: "I'm an ass man." "I'm a thigh guy." "It's boobs or nothing." My brothers, they are women not pigs! Stop trying to cut them up like pieces of meat! You've gotta love the entire woman! My woman's not mine unless I've kissed every inch of her!

Carol: (desperately trying to hide hickeys on her neck) //////////

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #impulse #bart allen #carol bucklen #bart x carol #carol x bart #source: tumblr

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Impulse: I'm going to confess my love to you on our next date!

Carol: //////// Eh?! ////////

Impulse: You're free this Saturday, right?

Carol: ///////// Y-yeah. /////////

Impulse: Be prepared then!

Carol: //////// Okay! ////////

Impulse: Why's your face all red?

Carol: /////////// Because that was basically a confession! ///////////

Impulse: //////// Ah!! Forget everything I just said... ////////

#incorrect comic book quotes #impulse #bart allen #carol bucklen #flashfam #bart x carol #carol x bart #source: tiktok

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Family Feud: Flashfam V Batfam 2

Green Lantern: (hosting) "Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face."

Spolier: (giggles) I'm gonna say "sit on it-"

Green Lantern: YEEEEES!!! "SIT ON IT!"

Board: (dings) "Take a seat."

Batfam, Flashfam, & Green Lantern: YEEEEEAH!!!!

Green Lantern: Everybody's feeling better now!

#incorrect comic book quotes #green lantern #hal jordan #spoiler #stephanie brown #minor stephcass #batfam #flashfam #source: family feud

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Family Feud: BatFam v FlashFam

Martian Manhunter: (hosting) "Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."

Impulse: (slams on the buzzer)

Martian Manhunter: Bart!

Impulse: Naked grandma!

Martian Manhunter: Nake-HUH?!

Robin: ... I wouldn't wanna see that either.

Board: (dings) "Gun/Occupant"

Impulse: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #batfam #flashfam #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #source: family feud