incorrectda

[incorrectda]

“I didn’t come into this thinking oh the odd jobs would be a nightmare. You know I thought difficult things in running an inquisition were like when you had diplomatic meetings with leaders. Not ‘oh leading a druffalo back home? You’ll wish you were dead’”

- Inquisitor

#dragon age #dragon age inqusition #dai #inquisitor #celebrity bake off

[incorrectda]

“I thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side like in the end of The Notebook.”

- Warden, to Morrigan

#dragon age #dragon age origins #warden #Morrigan #warden x morrigan #mbmbam

[incorrectda]

“I’m not gay, bro. I’m so straight that roundabouts open up into highways when I drive ‘cause I won’t go round them.”

- Varric

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #Varric #YouTube #jackmaate

[incorrectda]

Alistair: I've always respected you, Eamon.

Eamon: I've... tolerated you.

#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair #eamon #middleditch & schwartz

[incorrectda]

Varric: Meredith wants me to kill Anders because he blew up the chantry

Sebastian: Well then Meredith is correct. Have you gone soft?

Varric: No I’ve gone hard. Because he’s my best friend he’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy.

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #Varric #Sebastian #what we do in the shadows #I am not explaining my character choice here #just be grateful I didn’t keep the sweet syrup pie #I should clarify all my sebastian pining for Varric posts are at least 95% ironic

[incorrectda]

Alistair: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Morrigan: I never had one

Alistair: an imagination or a childhood?

#dragon age #dragon age origins #Alistair #Morrigan #a series of unfortunate events

[incorrectda]

Morrigan: we can talk about normality till the cows come home

Alistair: What is home?

Warden: What’s normality?

Oghren: What are cows?

#dragon age #dragon age origins #Morrigan #alistair #warden #oghren #hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

[incorrectda]

“I’d go myself, but I can’t be fucked”

- Empress Celene, sending a representative to the exalted council

#dragon age #dragon age inqusition #celene #what we do in the shadows #also the monarch of ferelden but since that’s not a set character I’m going with Celene #not like it’s an extremely important council about the future of what is essentially a micronation #led by one of the most important religious figures in the continent #with an extremely powerful army #and claim to several fortresses in several countries #you can send a friend #it’s cool

[incorrectda]

“What’s your favourite yoghurt? How do you feel about death?”

- The Warden, trying to flirt

#dragon age #dragon age origins #warden #joe lycett

[incorrectda]

Hawke: Hey, you wanna take things up to the bedroom

Merrill: Sure, what’s up there

Hawke: By the way did you bring protection?

Merrill, slightly panicked: Why, what’s up there?

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #hawke #merrill #hawke x Merrill #tiktok #two seconds later Merrill gets annoyed because she missed something dirty

[incorrectda]

Leandra, before the expedition: You’re not going down there it’s too dangerous

Hawke: I eat danger for breakfast.

Hawke: I don’t, I prefer cereal. Or croissants. Or those little fried Antivan… Never mind it’s not important

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #hawke #leandra #doctor who

[incorrectda]

Solas: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?

Inquisitor: What’s the difference?

Solas: I call one good, one bad

Inquisitor: I’ll take the good one

Solas: Excellent. Positive attitude. Will help with the horror to come

Inquisitor: What horror?

Solas: Mainly the tea

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solas #inquisitor #doctor who

[incorrectda]

Isabela: The docks are dangerous. It’s not the sort of place you want to visit alone at night

Carver: I’m actually pretty good at being alone at night

Hawke: nope that did not land right at all

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #hawke #carver #isabela #detective pikachu

[incorrectda]

Chancellor Roderick, about the inquisitor being the herald of Andraste: Why are you encouraging all this?

Cassandra: I wouldn’t say I’m encouraging it, I’m just open to the possibility.

Chancellor Roderick: Well I’m not. Not unless I see some cold, hard evidence.

Cassandra: And maybe it’s there. Proof at last, Cassandra. Proof at last.

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #chancellor roderick #Cassandra #Derry girls

[incorrectda]

Varric: I remember Cullen was being a dick

Cassandra: Varric!

Varric: I don’t like to use that word, Seeker, but it’s so hard to describe Cullen any other way because he’s just such a dick.

Mother Giselle: I don’t think you’re a dick, Cullen.

Cullen: Really?

Mother Giselle: Really. And you know who else doesn’t think you’re a dick? The Maker.

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #Varric #Cullen #cassandra #mother Giselle #Derry girls

[incorrectda]

“wish people would shut up about the dimensional rift in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit”

- Vivienne

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #vivienne #Twitter

[incorrectda]

Morrigan: Why don't you take off all that battle armor and slip into something a little more... comfortable?

Stem: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.

#dragon age #dragon age origins #Morrigan #sten #tumblr