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Happy pride month!!

Nienna lesbian I said what I said

#nienna #not a qoute #silmarillion

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Melkor: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Mairon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Melkor: Death is a social construct.

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Sorry for the inactivity. I’m going back to work.

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I’m WHEEZING you’re right swap Thuri and Gothmog

Melkor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Mairon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Melkor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOTHMOG WITH ME

Thuringwethil, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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OP come back and tell us more

Melkor: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Glorfindel: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Melkor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Mairon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Melkor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOTHMOG WITH ME

Thuringwethil, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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*The group is getting into the car*

Melkor: I’m driving.

Mairon, out of view: Shotgun!

Gothmog, turning to face Mairon: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Mairon: WOAH-

Mairon, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Melkor: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mairon: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Gothmog: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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YOU’RE GOOD!!! thank u thank u 

Chapter 2 of Be Prepared is here!  Enjoy some goofiness, some fluff, and a little creepiness!

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Glorfindel: Am I going too far?

Ecthelion: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Melkor: Gothmog, can I talk to you for a second?

Gothmog: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Mairon are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Melkor: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Celebrimbor: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Annatar: What did you do Tyelpe?

Celebrimbor: A MISTAKE.

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Celebrimbor: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Annatar: Alright, what's 30x17?

Celebrimbor: 47

Annatar: That's not even close.

Celebrimbor: But it was fast.

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Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Melkor: BLOCKED.

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Melkor: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Mairon: *chugs entire bottle*

Mairon: It’s perfume.

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