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incorrectdcnextgen · 10 months
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Donna: Lian, can you please stop calling Robbie and Tommy your "half ass brothers"?
Lian: But... they're not my whole ass brothers.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Dick: You're drunk!
Mar'i: [slurring] That's a dirty lie. And I intend to press charges. The minute I'm sober.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Zach: Hey, so... I think I'm in love with Robbie.
Lian: Robbie? My step-brother Robbie?
Zach: Yeah. Thoughts?
Lian: ... And prayers, dude.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Robbie: They're doing the best they can.
Zach: We're talking about high school! No one can do the best they can!
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Robbie: I assume you've all read my notice concerning the recent crime wave.
Lian: I would've read it, but the notice was stolen.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Helena: [Looking at books in Nasia's room] War AND Peace?
Athanasia: Well, Tolstoy was very flexible. He went either way.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Damian: I love you.
Olivia: How many people have you told that same thing to?
Damian: Everyone.
Olivia: Everyone?
Damian: Yes. I tell everyone that I love you.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Damian: Tommy, don't ever antagonize a man who can answer the question 'you and what army?'.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Maps: Who's ready for Therapy Thursday?! We got some catching up to do!
Maya: Maps, it's Friday.
Maps: ...
Maps: Who's ready for Fun-Therapy Friday?!
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Jon: My past seems to be rapidly catching up with me.
Irey: That's because you're slow.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Olivia: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get this guy?
Mar'i: Yeah... I don't really have any convictions.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Damian: I am not a failure!
Athanasia: Maya, what is it you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?
Maya: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Tommy: Fuck.
Robbie: We've got to work on your cursing.
Tommy: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Robbie: Yesterday I overheard Tommy say "are you sure this is a good idea" and Lian say "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life...
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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[Loud thud]
Lian: Thomas. I asked you to PLEASE be careful with the grenades. We got a discount for a reason.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Colin: I have no idea what I’m doing, just that I’m doing it wrong.
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incorrectdcnextgen · 1 year
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Damian: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Athanasia: [Nodding] That is why I carry TWO knives.
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