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Time Line?? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles; that is why clocks are round."

-Booster Gold, probably

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So, who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I’m gradually gonna get more tired, but also gradually more berserker.

-Black Canary, Probably

#dcu #dc #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc comics #justice league #queue make me feel like a dangerous woman #dinah lance #black canary #source: archer #again

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Is it assault if they were my own clones? Because I’m seriously asking.

-Supergirl probably

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Alfred: What’s your blood type?

Duke Thomas: How would I know?

Alfred: How would you not??

Duke: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?!

#dcu #dc #batman #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc comics #batfamily #signal #duke thomas #incorrect dcu #alfred penningworth #source:archer #queue make me feel like a dangerous woman

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Who the FUCK doesn't like green bean casserole

Every single person from Central City

#source:me twenty minutes ago #Theyre midwesterners your honor #Apparently theyre supposed to be from northern Missouri #Like basically Iowa Northern Missouri #If i know one thing about the Midwest its that casserole

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I don’t ONLY care about myself. I care about like 4 other people. And animals.

-Damian Wayne, Probably

#I back because I’m in the psych ward #dcu #dc #batman #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc comics #batfamily #robin #queue make me feel like a dangerous woman #incorrect dcu #damian wayne #source:????

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I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.

-Harley Quinn, Probably

#dcu #dc #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #incorrect quotes #queue make me feel like a dangerous woman #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #batman #source:????

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Aquaman: You know, there’s only one person who can tell you what you are.

Kaldur: Me.

Aquaman: No. Me. Aquaman

#source:glee #this is their relationship #also ive been on a glee binge again #aquaman #Arthur Curry #kaldur'ahm #aqualad #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #queue make me feel like a dangerous woman

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Batman: You know, I blame Lex Luthor for this. And Hal, I blame him too.

Hal Jordan: What did I do!?

Batman: I’m sure you did something.

#batman #Hal Jordan #green lantern #lex luthor #source:Glee #incorrect dcu #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #queue let the dogs out

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Jaime Reyes: hey Ted, your boyfriend just showed up.

Ted Kord: Booster's not my boyfriend.

Jaime: I never said Booster.

Ted:

#source:tumblr #Ted Kord is alive and married to booster in my heart #Jaime Reyes #Ted Kord #booster gold #blue beetle #ted kord/booster gold #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dcu #queue let the dogs out

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Booster Gold: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

The villain he's fighting against: That's a terrible thing to say.

#source:Glee #Booster is my boy honestly but everyone would say this to him #Booster Gold #This could also be applied to Guy gardner #who i also love #Well i thought it was funny #incorrect quotes #incorrrect dc quotes #queue let the dogs out

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Duke Thomas: We should appreciate the small things in life.

Duke: *picks up Damian*

Duke: You are appreciated.

Damian: Put me down or I will kill you

#source ???? #I love my boy Duke Thomas #but he 100% would #Damian Wayne #Duke Thomas #batfamily #I think that Damian would swat at him like a cat #queue let the dogs out #DC comics #batman

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When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES!

Copperhead,probably

#source: a very potter musical #copperhead #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #like will he rule the world? no but thats not gonna stop him from trying #queue let the dogs out

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Harley Quinn: Oh, my God. Are these all lilies?

Poison Ivy: They’re the lesbian of flowers

#source:Glee #queue let the dogs out #Harley Quinn #Poison Ivy #They're in love your honor #I wasnt sure which one of them would say Brittanys line but either way it works #incorrect dc quotes #incorrrect dc quotes

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I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did it was very wrong and I am very sorry.  I just would like to move on and lead a normal life. You know get a job and a wife and change my ways. And I hope this apology  impresses you even though Alfred made me do it and I don’t really mean it.

Damian Wayne, probably

#source:the boondocks #Alfred Pennyworth #batfamily #honestly this applies to all of the batkids tbh #damian wayne #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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Judge: Your sentence is 68 years in prison

Trickster: *whispers something to his lawyer*

Lawyer: Your Honor, my client respectfully asks that you add another year to his sentence

#source ????Trickster DCThe Flashshes beauty shes graceincorrect quotes #i accidently posted this on my main acct

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Barry Allen: We promised Superman we would prep for the meeting.

Hal Jordan: No, *you* promised Supes. See, I never promise Clark anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

#Hal Jordan #green lantern #Barry Allen #Flash #superman #source:??? #help me out #queue let the dogs out