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[Teacher AU]

Maro: [subbing for Juichi’s Poli Sci class dressed in a sophisticated-looking outfit] Lesson for the class: Politics is about appearances. It’s about messaging. It’s about optics.

Maro: [holding up the pipe in his hand] See this pipe? It’s fake. I think it blows bubbles.

Maro: [holding up his glasses] These glasses? Not even prescription. But you thought they made me look smart, didn’t you?

Maro: [holding up the book in his other hand] And this book? It’s just a hardcover collection of Batman: Hush that I put a slipcover over that says “Abraham Lincoln.”

Maro: And yet every single one of you swallowed instantly that I’m an expert who knew in any way what I was doing here, which is a lesson that’s already hopefully worth the money you paid to sit here.

Student: ...Goddammit.

Maro: [holding up his arms to show off his blazer] These aren’t even real sleeve patches. I just kept accidentally dunking my elbows in honey mustard.

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Yoshinaka: [talking excitedly to Kenta]

Kenta: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Yoshinaka: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Kenta: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want.

Kenta: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.

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Natsumi: I honestly don’t get the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood. I mean, seriously, what do you think we do every month?

Tansho: THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING!!!

Hoshiyo: Aw, come on, guys. That was a secret for a reason.

Marise: I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrifices too, huh?

Ayumi: Well now we do.

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Marise: It’s 2:30 A.M. and I’m in the bathroom and someone was in another stall and I started blaring the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear.

Riku: How do you know it was fear and not arousal?

Marise: I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created.

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Hoshiyo: I’m a witch.

Hoshiyo: I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word.

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Tansho: What are you doing?

Maro: Pranking Eyeliner Girl for April Fool's Day.

Tansho: …It's November.

Maro: Yeah, exactly! April's when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today, WHAMO! It's like a baby with a mustache; you don't see it coming!

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Masahide: [enters his own password]

Masahide: I’m in.

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Tansho: Do mermaids get high off sea weed?

Juichi: Mermaids do not exist.

Maro: THAT’S your biggest takeaway from that question???

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Masahide: Hi, I’d like to order 2400 donuts.

Hoshiyo: Okay, sir. What event are you hosting?

Masahide: The event is called “I’m going to eat 2400 donuts.”

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Tamaki: Never, EVER, egg the wrong house.

Ayumi: YOU THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW, NOT A FUCKING EGG!!!

Tamaki: It was dark and I dropped an egg and I couldn’t see what I was picking up!

Ayumi: HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL A BRICK FROM AN EGG???

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Hoshiyo: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!

Kenta: Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found along the way.

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Yoshinaka: At some point when my now-boyfriend and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked how I felt about pet names and I replied “well you have to call them something.”

Yoshinaka: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to my boyfriend’s patience.

Tansho: Dude, your boyfriend is a moronsexual.

Yoshinaka: Please don’t call my boyfriend a moron!

Yoshinaka:

Yoshinaka: Wait-

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Mayuko: You’d look a lot better if you didn’t wear glasses.

Hoshiyo: Yeah, well you’d look a lot better if I wasn’t wearing my glasses either.

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Ayumi: I am making myself the patron saint of bisexuality.

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Maro: Did you know a spider can hold eight guns at once?

Yoshinaka:��How does it walk...?

Maro:

Maro: Did you know a spider can hold seven guns at once?

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Kenta: I’m pretty much whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.

Kenta: Depressed goblin nightmare man. That’s me.

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Tansho: Can you guys recommend some books that made you cry?

Tamaki: New General Mathematics, 5th Edition.

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