Connor: You know what, Hank? You are nothing but an old bastard.
Hank: Okay, the "Old" was just super unnecessary.
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Josh: There are three ways to argue: Words, proof-
North: Gun.
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Gavin: Beauty Sleep is a mystery. I sleep 16 hours a day and still feel like a garbage can.
Hank: The other 8 you look like the garbage in said can.
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Josh: What do you want now? You want to kill me?
North: You really think I’m that boring? I’m a person of far more vision than simple murder.
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“You humans don’t know how good you have it. I mean, being an Android is great, but we don’t have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad.”
— Connor
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RK900: Connor, I am not trying to be rude, but you died.
Connor: Yeah, I know, I was there.
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Josh: *minding his own business*
North: Hey you got a problem?
Josh: What?
North: Well you so tall, you must got a problem.
Josh: I’m just sitting here.
North: What’s up??
Josh: Are you trying to fight me?
North: What’s up??
Josh: Are- are you squaring up?
North: What’s up???
Josh: What’s wrong with you?? What is wrong with you?
North: I just don’t like tall people.
Josh: It’s because I’m tall?
North: Well you real... long.
Josh:
North: I mean.. no weird shit but.. shit, what’s up??
Hosh, holding his his hand, bound in a cast: Ok, look at my arm. You see this?
Simon in the distance: Leave him alone!
Josh: I do not wanna fight you.
North:
North: What’s up????
Josh: Ok, listen here you little-
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Connor, after he got shot: mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Hank: wAtCh yOuR pRoFAnItY
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Josh: What does “take out” mean to you?
Simon: Food
North: Hitman
Markus: Date
Connor: All three if you’re not a coward.
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Connor: "Hey, you wanna get Lunch?"
RK900: "Oh I already ate with Gavin, but sure. What do you want?"
Connor: ...
Connor: "Loyalty"
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Yo if I have a submission can I just put it in ask? It’s easier since I’m on mobile.
Ye, of course!
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