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Nathaniel: You can’t jump off a cliff just to prove a point!

Emilio: Try me bitch.

#nathaniel #emilio

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River: I feel sad. No one loves me.

Belva: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

#river #belva

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Miles: I have no fears.

Verity: What if you woke up one day and I was taller than you?

Miles: I have one fear.

#miles #verity

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Irma: “Fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions.

#irma

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Cecilya: Am I being dramatic? Yes.

Cecilya: Is it justified? Also yes.

#cecilya

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Erebus: FOUR MONTHS!

Florence A: It’s not that big of a deal-

Remy: Hey, slow down. What’s going on?

Erebus: YOU GIFTED ME A FAKE PLANT AND WATCHED ME WATERING IT!

Erebus: FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Florence A: You were so kind to that plant!

Erebus: IT’S MADE OF PLASTIC!

#erebus #florence a #remy

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Harley: I’m quick at math.

Max: Okay, how’s 51x81?

Harley: 10.

Bluebell: Not even close.

Harley: But it was quick.

#harley #max #bluebell

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Emilio: Shh! Did everybody hear that?

Angel: What?

Emilio: The sound of my patience breaking into a million fucking pieces.

#emilio #angel

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Chandler: Let’s do something fun today!

Bluebell: Knowing YOUR definition of fun, I’ll pass.

#chandler #bluebell

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Roman: Wanna know a secret?

Roman: I have no idea what I’m doing.

Christian: That’s not a secret.

#roman #christian

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Graciela: You should always say “please” and thank you.

December: So I should tell Vidal to, “Please shut the fuck up, thank you”?

Graciela: Not what I meant, but still progress.

#graciela #december

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Chandler: So you’re a little smarter than me. So what?

Ashante: No, I’m a lot smarter than you.

Ashante: This napkin is a little smarter than you.

#chandler #ashante

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Erebus: When’s your bed time?

Angel: Whenever I collapse is purely up to God.

#erebus #angel

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Neek: Why do you dislike me so much?

Louis, pulling out a 200 page presentation: I’m glad you asked-

#neek #louis

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Harley: I don’t get distracted so easily!

Harley: Oh, a kitten!

#harley

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Maximus: Small creatures are just more vicious. Their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Demir: That’s ridiculous! Give me an example of this!

Cecilya: Terriers.

Maximus: Wasps.

Cecilya: Azra.

#maximus #demir #cecilya #azra

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Harley: Not everyone wants you to fail! You need to start trusting us more!

River: There is no room for trust in a world where the cashier won’t even give you the correct number of chicken nuggets.

#harley #river