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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Scorpius: [noticing Hermione and Draco are dressed to go out] Whoā€™s watching me!?
Draco: Theo.
Scorpius: [rolling his eyes] Iā€™m serious.
Hermione: Pansy
Scorpius: Okay! You can go!
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Hermione: How do you feel about kale salad?
Draco: Like someone found someplace other than Leakyā€™s for takeout
Hermione: Iā€™m fine with their grilled cheese, but I know it gets to you
Draco: You eat like a child. [noticing sheā€™s carrying something] Is that a root beer?
Hermione: Two. I got you one. Thought you could use a break
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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[Hermione and Draco sitting in a holding cell]
Draco: So, who should we call?
Hermione: Iā€™d call Molly, but Iā€™d feel safer in Azkaban.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Draco: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something!
Hermione: You left Scorpius in a parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Draco: I did that on purpose, try again.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Hermione: Draco Lucius Malfoy!
Draco: What are you middle naming me for!?
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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[Pansy and Theo while sitting in an Azkaban holding cell]
Theo: So, who should we call to get us out?
Pansy: I would call Narcissa, but I feel like weā€™re safer in prison when she finds out weā€™re here.
Theo: Okay.. what about Hermione or Draco?
Pansy: I donā€™t want a lecture or a passive aggressive ā€œdiscussionā€
Theo: Blaise?
Pansy: [nodding] Blaise.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Ron: [while pointing between Draco and Hermione] Are you two, like dating now?
Draco: Yes.
Hermione: Yes, we are.
Ron: Why?
Draco: I happen to find Hermione very appealing.
Ron: Oh, I understand that. Iā€™m trying to figure out whatā€™s wrong in her head.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Blaise: Malfoy will never agree to this.
Hermione: Sure he will!
Blaise: He already said no three times.
Hermione: Okay, watch a master at work.
Hermione: [turning to Malfoy with a puppy dog look] Can weā€”
Draco: Yes
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Blaise: THATā€™S IT! No more talking about Granger!
Draco: But you told me to get it out of my systemā€¦
Blaise: Yes, but I didnā€™t realize how much you had in your systemā€¦
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Hermione: Iā€™ve always gotten all Aā€™s in school. How does a person go from an A to a D!?
Pansy: Happened to me fourth year.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Draco: Has anyone seen my new top?
Pansy: [smirking] Granger is in the restroom.
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Hermione: Well, when I was a child, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. That clip and I went all around the world together: muggle London, Hogwarts, camping on the hunt for the dark lord-
Pansy: But never to a friendā€™s house, huh?
Hermione: Uncalled for.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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Theo: Why do you look like that?
Draco: [laying face down on the floor] Like what?
Theo: Like youā€™re dead.
Draco: Because I am, inside.
Blaise: [not looking up from reading on the couch] He called Granger ā€œbabeā€ during Potions.
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incorrectdramione Ā· 1 year
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incorrectdramione Ā· 2 years
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my kink: draco malfoy leaning casually in doorways staring at hermione granger
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incorrectdramione Ā· 2 years
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Draco: You know, I was thinking. What if I, uh, unpack here?
Hermione: Then all of your stuff would be here.
Draco: Well, what if all of my stuff was here.
Hermione: Then youā€™d be going back and forth all the time. I mean, it doesnā€™t make any sense.
Draco: okayā€¦
Draco: What if we lived together and you understand what Iā€™m saying?
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incorrectdramione Ā· 2 years
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Theo: Who do you think would win in a duel, Blaise or Draco?
Hermione: I canā€™t answer that. Draco is my boyfriend.
Theo: So Blaise?
Hermione: Yeah.
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