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druig: makkari and i made it official! thoughts?? sprite: and prayers

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #druig x makkari

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druig: i’m having wife problems with you

makkari:

makkari: but… we aren’t married

druig: yes that’s the problem

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: you’re way too hot!

druig, delirious with fever: i know but i’m so glad you noticed

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: hey

druig: i have a girlfriend

makkari:

makkari: i’m your girlfriend

druig: i know i still just can’t believe it

#poor thing’s in shock #druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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druig: i’ve only ever said “i love you” to two people

druig: makkari

druig: and sprite that one time she was shapeshifted to look like makkari

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: you know what your problem is? you’re really cute, but no one ever told you to shut up

druig: you think i’m cute?

makkari: shut up!

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: you’re an idiot

druig: but i’m your idiot

druig, shoving his wedding ring in makkari’s face: for LIFE

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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gilgamesh, to thena: i love laying my head on your chest while you’re sleeping so i can hear you breathe

makkari, to druig: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why i can’t sleep

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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kingo: who do you think is stronger, sersi or druig?

makkari: that’s unfair, druig is my husband!

kingo: so sersi?

makkari: yeah

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #kingo

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druig: i don’t need to control my anger

druig: everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off

makkari: i think it’s time to talk about your people skills

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #mcu

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sersi: i told you to grab everything important to you and run

druig: yes, and i did that

sersi: i meant your stuff, not makkari

#pretty sure she can run fast enough on her own #druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #sersi

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druig: my biggest talent is being stress

kingo: don’t you mean stressed?

druig: no

makkari, tired: no

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #kingo

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druig: i missed you

makkari: it’s been like an hour

druig: tell me about it

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: you shouldn’t be using a straw

druig: yeah i know, it’s bad for the environment and all

makkari: no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari

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makkari: i didn't get any sleep last night

kingo: you know they say that

means someone is thinking about you

makkari: who the hell is thinking

about me at 3 am?

druig: [panics]

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #kingo

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Sersi: I love the whole “good cop/bad cop” thing you and Druig have going on

Makkari: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice and Druig is not

#druig #incorrect quotes #makkari #marvel #eternals #drukkari #sersi

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Makkari: I've learned that the same word can mean different things from different people

Makkari: For example, when Sersi tells me she has things under control, she usually has things under control

Makkari, getting out the fire extinguisher: But when Ikaris tells me he has things under control, what he usually means is that he wants Sersi to think he has things under control