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Alia: sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary

Leto II: I totally agree. like when I went into the middle of a sandstorm and demanded it shred the flesh from my bones. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of god anymore

Alia: that is.... that is not what I meant

Stilgar: YOU WHAT

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Leto: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Duncan: “Best Hair and Smile”

Jessica: “Nicest Personality”

Gurney: “Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight”

Yueh: “Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight, But Most Likely to Win One”

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Jessica: Wake me up...

Chani: Before you go go!

Paul: When September ends...

Irulan: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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The Baron: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Rabban: I don’t know how to do that.

Feyd: I don’t wear a watch.

Piter: Time is a construct.

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Feyd: What do you think Rabban will do for a distraction?

Piter: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Piter: ...or he could do that.

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Bijaz: Change is inedible.

Hayt: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Bijaz: No, I did not.

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Alia, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Farad’n: Hey.

Leto: Hello.

Ghanima: Hey!

Alia: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Farad’n: We were out of Doritos.

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*the Harkonnens are having dinner together*

Feyd: Uncle, can you pass the salt?

The Baron: *throws Piter across the table*

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Thufir: okay we gotta get through this locked door, Duncan quick give me your credit card.

Duncan: here.

Thufir, pocketing it: cool. Gurney, kick the door down

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Duncan: what’s up guys? I’m back.

Paul: what the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Duncan: death is a social construct.

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Duncan: what time is it?

Gurney: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Gurney: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Thufir: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Gurney: it’s 2 am

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