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emily: this is stupid!
angelo: hey! nothing we've done so far has been UN-stupid, and we're still alive aren't we??
rurik: i can't really argue with that, but i feel like i should
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emily: hey you've been stressed so i thought i'd take you on a spa day just the two of us
paige: a what day?
emily: a spa day
paige: what is this word "spa?" i feel like you're starting to say a word and not finishing it
paige: spaghetti? are you taking me on a spaghetti day?
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rome, to the souls: who is in charge here?
angelo: well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest
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paige: in scooby doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit
rurik: could we not base our real life decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of scooby doo?!
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paige: in scooby doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit
rurik: could we not base our real life decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of scooby doo?!
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incorrecteightsouls · 2 years
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angelo: emily, i suppose you have a scientific explanation for all this?
emily: no
angelo, sarcastically: thank you
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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paige: i brought reinforcements
rurik: oh, good. you got tommy?
paige: no, i got the next best thing
[angelo walks in]
rurik: angelo? the next best thing would have been emily
angelo: you know i would be offended, but emily is really strong
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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dr. west: i've invited you here because i desire to play the deadliest game--
paige, nodding: knife monopoly
dr. west:
dr. west: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i'm really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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tommy: i don't deal in politics
tommy: the only politics i know is fists
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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paige: you can't fool me with that macho facade
rome:
paige: you're just afraid to show your sensitive side
rome: oh, you've touched my inner child
rome: AND THEY'RE REALLY MAD
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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will: we're a family, families talk about things
rurik: no, families ignore things until they go away
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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rome: if i were you, i would just let it go
tommy: no, i love my grudges, i tend to keep them as little pets
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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angelo: i used the rest of the peppermint body scrub
leo: that was mine
angelo: well you weren't using it
leo: that's because i was dead
angelo: ah! you're gonna play that card
emily: right now i'm wishing i was dead
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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the fates: we've been observing you and we have to say at first glance we agree 100% your existence is a big mistake
rome: harsh
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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paige: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say
angelo: too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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paige: do you think we'll be friends forever?
tommy: ...yeah
paige, leaning in closer: does that sadden you?
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incorrecteightsouls · 3 years
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rurik: i think the hardest thing about being a parent is loving the thing that's constantly ruining your life unconditionally
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