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Codsworth: Oh, mum. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of a Slocum Joe's and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Female Sole: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Nick Valentine, banging on the door: MacCready! Open up!
MacCready: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Piper: No, he meant-
Curie: Let him finish.
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Piper: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Cait: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Hancock: I got distracted about halfway through.
X6-88: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Sole: Nisha, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Nisha: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Sole: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your Disciples have been causing more crimes than they've been preventing?
Nisha: Oh, Boss, I'd be lying if I said my women weren't committing crimes.
Sole: [pause] Well, touché.
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MacCready: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Preston: Wasn't Piper with you?
Piper: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Preston: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Cait: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.
Strong: Strength is when you help Mom lift heavy couch and she buy you Milk of Human Kindness afterward.
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Danse: Nothing in life is free.
Piper: Love is free!
Preston: Adventure is free.
Curie: Knowledge is free.
MacCready: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Sole: Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.
Shaun: That's your advice?
Sole: Yeah.
Shaun: You're a terrible father.
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Piper: Why are Sole and Preston sitting with their backs to each other?
Curie: They had a fight.
Piper: Then why are they holding hands?
Curie: They get sad when they fight.
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Sole, staring at the Signal Interceptor: With a warning label this big, you know it's gonna be fun.
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Piper: The real treasure is the friends we made along the way.
MacCready: No, I want my fucking caps.
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Preston: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Cait: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
MacCready: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Sole: [sings loudly before jumping down, dressed like a sheriff and wielding a chainsaw] Boys, boys, boys...
Piper: What the Hell’s going on here?! Is that the Pre-War way of entering a person’s house? Singing like that?!
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MacCready: We’re stranded. We lost a third of our party. And we’ve gained a defenseless old person!
Nick Valentine: My name is Valentine, and I am not defenseless! I’m just a little hard of hearing. And blind without my eyes... that are in desperate need of repair...
Nick Valentine: Okay. I’m starting to see your point.
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Piper: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird.
Piper: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Curie: Well, speaking of Hell, if I wasn’t so in control of my emotions, I might be inclined to say that’s the sort of place you should consider making a... a visit towards.
Sole: [gasps]
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Sole: Anyway, I got a better idea.
Nick Valentine: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?
Sole: Yes.
Nick Valentine: Is it humiliating?
Sole: If we get it wrong.
Nick Valentine: Are we likely to get it wrong?
Sole: Possibly.
Nick Valentine: In the time it’s taking me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is?
Sole: Definitely.
Nick Valentine: Should we get on with it then?
Sole: Yeah, we better.
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