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Virgil: I’m sad

Patton: I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you! Just attach like so..

Virgil: This is a hug.

Patton: Is it working?

Virgil, hugging back: Yes

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Lucio: Asra are you a boy or a girl?

Asra: Im a magician?

Lucio: Ok but whats in your pants?

Asra: ~✨magic✨~

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“The last stable relationship I had was with the nurse who delivered me as a baby and I haven’t spoken to her in 19 years”

-Arnold Cunningham

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Kevin: Caffiene no longer gives me the rush I need to get things done, so instead I have Elder McKinley message me “We need to talk” every now and then to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

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Kevin: So, Jesus died for our sins right?

Elder McKinley: Yes.

Kevin: So if I don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing?

Elder McKinley: No- well, I guess yes?

Kevin: So I SHOULD sin then?

Elder McKinley: No-

Kevin, already on his 5th cup of coffee: Can’t let Jesus die for nothing!

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“I look amazing but DAMN I’m miserable!”

-Whizzer Brown

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Michael, pulling up to a McDonalds drive thru: Yeah I’ll get uhhhhhh baconator

The employee: Sir, this is a McDonald’s...

Michael: A McBaconator then fuck

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“I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans”

-Nishinoya and Tanaka, probably.

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Jeremy: I have an excellent Gaydar(tm), I can tell if someone’s gay with just a glance

Michael: I’ve been in love with you for years

Jeremy: You’ve whAT?

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Logan: So, any of you know healthy coping mechanisms for stress?

Virgil: Screaming.

Remus: Murder.

Janus: Manipulation.

Logan: So we have screaming...

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Roman: I accidentally ate Logan’s crofters, how long do you think I’ll live?

Virgil, from behind Roman: Ten.

Roman: Ten what?

Virgil: Nine.

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Michael: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Jeremy: You are my reward, Michael

Human!SQUIP: You deserve an award for putting up with me!

Jeremy: Hell yeah I do. You’re a real bitch sometimes.

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SQUIP: You can’t spell “Independent” without “dependent”!

Michael: You can’t spell “Go fuck yourself” without “fuck you”

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Jeremy: I’m VERY laid back. I only care about two things.

1. Every person on this earth and their opinion of me

2. The crushing psychological weight of being alive

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Jungkook: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.

Yoongi: You’d be surprised how many of my problems are flammable.

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WE FUCKIN DID IT LADS NICEEEE

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