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incorrectfmaquotes · 16 hours ago
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Kimblee: I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing.
Kimblee: It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 18 hours ago
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Ed: You want to get out of here?
Al: Where are we going?
Ed: To do something illegal.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 19 hours ago
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Envy: Stuck in an elevator because I decided to jump.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Pride has had three panic attacks in ten minutes.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Sloth hasn't said a thing since we got stuck.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Gluttony has been immature and yelling the whole time.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Lust's just been listening to music and calling Father.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Greed has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
Envy: Wrath is the one that we're gonna blame because he's cis.
Everyone: Fucking mint!
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incorrectfmaquotes · a day ago
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I'm starting a collection
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incorrectfmaquotes · a day ago
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Barry the Chopper: Don't you know who I am? Do you know why they call me Barry the Chopper?!
Falman: I can probably guess...
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incorrectfmaquotes · a day ago
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Roy: How do you stop your children doing the fornite dance in public?
Hughes: Do it with them. They’ll stop. Or love you more.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 days ago
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Riza, meeting someone new: so haha tell me more about your dog
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 days ago
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So I made these at an unreasonable hour after binging the show and passed out immediately after???
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 days ago
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Ling: It's time to do what you do best, Ed.
Ed: Get on people's nerves?
Ling: Exactly.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 3 days ago
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Olivier Mira Armstrong: I'm sorry that I called you a moron and hurt your feelings.
Roy: That's fine, but-
Olivier Mira Armstrong: I assumed you already knew.
Roy:
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incorrectfmaquotes · 3 days ago
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Al: Brother, you’ve had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.
Ed: I’m not in the mood for riddles, Al.
Al: This is terrible.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 3 days ago
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Roy: I'm covered from head to toe in glitter. Don't even ask.
Riza: Don't ask because it's embarrassing?
Roy: No, don't ask because I don't even know why. This kind of stuff just happens.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 days ago
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Riza: If you don’t buckle down and do your paperwork, you’re going to end up at McDonald’s.
Roy: If I don’t do my work, we get to go to McDonald’s?!?
Riza: Wh- No-
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 days ago
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I know the scene where Ed and Al decode Marcoh’s research notes is serious and grim but I think they missed a real opportunity there.
Ed: “God DAMMIT. NO! This CANT be happening. Al… the philosopher’s stones… are made from human beings.”
Al, whirling around wearing a chef’s hat, a “kiss the cook” apron, aggressively mixing his 47th bowl of batter as an ever-larger pile of Tim’s Famous Homestyle Hotcakes grows behind him: “Brother you cant be SERIOUS!”
*stovetop catches fire*
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 days ago
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Al: Wake me -
Winry: Wake me up when September ends.
Roy: Wake me up before you go-go!
Riza: Wake up up when it's all over...
Ed: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Al: ...I was going for "wake me if you're out there", actually.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 5 days ago
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Riza: Colonel, what happened to you? Why are you injured?
Roy: I practiced looking cool too much and I bumped my head against the mirror.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 5 days ago
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Al: Okay, so we'll ask Olivier for help. What's the worst she could do?
Ed: Disembowel me.
Riza: Rip my arm off.
Roy: Literally tear my throat out with her teeth.
Alex: All of the above.
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