Sousuke: What do you want me to do?
Aiichiro: Smile!
Sousuke: [Smiles]
Momotaro: … Oh, crap, that’s terrifying!
Aiichiro: We’re here to cheer up Rin-senpai, not kill Batman!
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Haruka: Did you do it?
Nagisa: Something goes wrong and you blame me!? After all these years where’s the trust, Haru-chan?!
Haruka: [Looks at him]
Nagisa: … Yeah, I did it.
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[When Nagisa had his crisis and didn’t want to come out of Haru’s living room]
Makoto: I think we should use this opportunity to practice our parenting skills.
Haruka: Mh, good idea. That way, if we screw up, it’s just Nagisa.
Nagisa [from the other room]: … Hey, I heard you!
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Sousuke: That’s what you wanted. Me, Rin and Nanase in the same room at the same time.
Kisumi: I can’t believe you guys! We’re all together in the same room! This room! Honestly, I don’t think I could be any happier right now!
Rin: Wanna bet?
Makoto: [Appearing from around corner and smiling] Hi!
Kisumi: [Crying] Oh, Makoto is here!
Kisumi: [Shoving Rin, Sousuke and Haru aside and running to him] Makoto!
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Rin: Screw that guy!
Makoto: Yeah!
Rin: …
Makoto: … Oh, God. You’re a terrible influence.
Rin: You need me.
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About Rin’s stolen diary.
Momotaro: Senpai, what does it look like?
Rin: It is the ultimate manifestation of love, passion, hate, pain and every emotion I’ve ever felt in my 18 years on this beautiful Earth.
Sousuke: It’s a ratty pink book with an australian flag on it.
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Haruka: Makoto. We have to go.
Kisumi: I’m sorry, Haru, was I not just in the middle of a story?
Haruka: I wasn’t really that interested in it.
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Rin: Thanks for not saying “I told you so.”
Rei: But I did say “I told you so.” Repeatedly.
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Makoto: Remember what you told me that time when we went to the water park and I was scared to go down the giant water slide?
Haruka: “Keep your mouth closed at the bottom, there might be pee in the pool”?
Makoto: … Yes, but you also said: “No matter how scared you are, just push ahead and don’t look down.”
Haruka: Ah.
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Nagisa: Haru-chan, Haru-chan, Haru-chan! Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Haruka: Since when do you ask for permission?
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Gou: Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you! I am all about support! “Support” is my middle name!
Nagisa: So that’s why you never told me your middle name! I figured it was something embarrassing!
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Nagisa: Rei-chan, read my thoughts the way Mako-chan does with Haru-chan!
Rei: I don’t know how to do that!
Nagisa: Yes, you do! Ready?
Rei: … Fine. Rock and hopping Iwatobi bread…?
Nagisa: My God, it’s crazy! That’s exactly what I was thinking! … It was just a test. Ready?
Rei: … Still rock and hopping Iwatobi bread.
Nagisa: … Damn! One more time!
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Rin [to Iwatobi and Samezuka teams]: Well then, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sousuke: Probably Nanase.
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Nagisa: That’s because Haru-chan has a challenging personality!
Rin: What he means is he’s mostly a jerk. But, every once in a while, he can be a dick.
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Momotaro: I have a fetish for damsels in distress!
Gou: Don’t be sexist!
Momotaro: Not at all! My services are also available to gentlemen in distress! It’s an equal opportunity fetish!
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Momotaro: And I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick!
Aiichiro: … No offense, but you’re the sidekick.
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Nagisa: Mako-chan, I think I speak for all of us when—…
Haruka: He doesn’t.
Rei: He doesn’t.
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